Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!

ZTD

skint_spice wrote: »

ahh but if asked how'd all met,
the trap is then set,
unless a wine tasting class,
as a cover would pass...

MSE is such a good cover,
From freebies to cooking to "other",
Just say you save money,
And he's such a honey,
That you're glad he's your lover.

Buffythedebtslayer

I don't have the brain for this rhyming
but you alot are certainly shining!


(yep that is the best I can do
Happy Easter to you! )

LouiseJ

ZTD wrote: »

Behind the rhymes you're lagging?
And you think you are flagging?
You should be to bed going
With a man who you are knowing
And not just talking but [strike]sh[/strike] kissing...

Are you tying to shoo me away?
I have only just started to play
Ill go to bed when Im ready
The wines flowing steady
And ive had a Shag already today:p

tontopav

there was a young man called martin
who taught credit card rate tartin
his main buzz was cash
the banks he would bash
while counting his money and fartin

Gemmzie

tigtag02 wrote: »

Oh gem, I just laughed right out loud
You must be so terribly proud
Of you funny last rhyme
Regrdless of wine
You sure do stand out in the crowd

Thanks tigtag for the praise,
The words just come to me in a haze,
But soon I must leave,
To remain sweet and naive
And tomorrow brings a new day of surveys!

ZTD

bubbles0169 wrote: »

So along came a chap called ZTD
who wanted us to talk all smutty
Hang on a min im new
should i really be talkin to you
Oh what the hell come get me:p

The lurkers are all welcome.
And I promise I won't scare 'em.
Tell us about you,
Yes, to all of the crew.
And we'll make your night a goodun...

LouiseJ

tontopav wrote: »

there was a young man called martin
who taught credit card rate tartin
his main buzz was cash
the banks he would bash
while counting his money and fartin

Great, mate erm.....plate??

tigtag02

LouiseJ wrote: »

Great, mate erm.....plate??

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

ZTD

tigtag02 wrote: »

Oh dear lord I do feel quite sick
There is really no need for that s-hit
There are boundries you know
Over which you really shouldnt go
And you rhyme up above is a classic (example)

My apologies for being rude.
My rhymes are too lewd.
For now I'll keep stumm
And let things be fun,
Don't want this night to be crude.

skint_spice

ZTD wrote: »

MSE is such a good cover,
From freebies to cooking to "other",
Just say you save money,
And he's such a honey,
That you're glad he's your lover.

I wish he were,
and soon he may be,
given enough beer,
my charms he'll see!