Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!

Gemmzie

tigtag02 wrote: »

I thought you said you were crap at this
I think you were taking the pi$$
Coz you're really quite good
Must be in your blood
So for your efforts have a big

Getting worse with each glass of wine,
And to post is taking far too much time,
We should have 10+ pages of smut,
And someone passed out on their butt,
Oh balls, I can't think of a rhyme!

ZTD

tigtag02 wrote: »

Jeez Z you'll turn anything rude
There is just no need to be lewd
For all that you know
My cheeks could all be a glow
Coz I'm nothing but a terrible prude

Sorry - it's hard not be blunt,
Which your choice of words is so stumped.
And you must rhyme,
All of the time,
And the only word that goes is C....

ZTD

skint_spice wrote: »

I'll be there,
so save me a chair,
not sure about fella,
I'm DFW anon cos I'm yella (crap I know)
my friends still don't know,
how the CCs did grow...

Well we won't talk about debt.
It's a secret that's kept.
We will all have fun,
But with all our clothes on,
And drink and get wrecked...

Snaggles

I'm still here! I was settling Natasha
(Does anything rhyme with that, I ask ya?)
But the kids are both fine
And I'm back on the wine
So I've come back to be a gatecrasher

(crap :rotfl:)

tigtag02

Gemmzie wrote: »

Getting worse with each glass of wine,
And to post is taking far too much time,
We should have 10+ pages of smut,
And someone passed out on their butt,
Oh balls, I can't think of a rhyme!

But Gemmzie they are just getting better
The trick is to start with the letter
But if you think its the wine
Thats making you rhyme
You need to make your throat even wetter

Sea78

oh help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Gemmzie

That was a good one Snag,
But the party crew are starting to lag,
All this effort to rhyme,
Takes so much extra time,
And still no-one has managed a sha.....

ZTD

Gemmzie wrote: »

Getting worse with each glass of wine,
And to post is taking far too much time,
We should have 10+ pages of smut,
And someone passed out on their butt,
Oh balls, I can't think of a rhyme!

It is worth you taking the time,
for you to make everything rhyme
Like sex you should go slow,
And make everything flow
So it's great and not just fine...

LouiseJ

This rhyming is hurting my head
so I will just have to lurk insead
you are all so good
its just not in my blood
but I dont want to got to bed.

tigtag02

Gemmzie wrote: »

That was a good one Snag,
But the party crew are starting to lag,
All this effort to rhyme,
Takes so much extra time,
And still no-one has managed a sha.....

Oh gem, I just laughed right out loud
You must be so terribly proud
Of you funny last rhyme
Regrdless of wine
You sure do stand out in the crowd