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Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!
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All this rhyming makes my head hurt,
The meter requires someone more alert,
So I sit here and guess,
Who started this mess,
Was it a resident pervert?No longer using this account for new posts from 20130 -
Hello dear, I'm really quite well
Now this flirting, does it cause you to swell,
With pride at your efforts
And smutty old methods
And does it get you your gal, please do tell!
In these parties I can flirt,
And like to chat up the skirt,
But to talk about my gal?
Well I don't think I shall.
I'm not one for dishing the dirt...
"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
Len, the last line was crying out to be 'and I'll put a smile on your faces'!
"I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough.":smileyhea97800072589250 -
Good evening all
Im not very tall
But I'm big in all the right places
So come try your luck
And if you're looking good
I'll be be up for a good rogering
We all had a look
it was not what you said
But roger will do you instead
if you play your cards right
You'll be alright tonight
It must be the submariners plightBlackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
All this rhyming makes my head hurt,
The meter requires someone more alert,
So I sit here and guess,
Who started this mess,
Was it a resident pervert?
It all came about late last night
It really was funny, not !!!!!!
So someone said *I know*
Lets keep with that flow
So here we all are rhyming might(y):heartpuls baby no3 due 16th November :heartpulsTEAM YELLOWDFD 16/6/10"Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys" The ONE, the ONLY, the LEGENDARY Gene Hunt :heart2:0 -
There was a young fella called Zed
Who pleasured a woman in bed .
She said beg your pardon
That's really a hard un
So I'll take it you like me as read.
Only one woman?! Nay not true!
I can swear there was certainly two!
But as one I did play,
The other went down the wrong way,
And she turned a deep shade of blue..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
I once had a dog named Sandy,
Who's tongue, I admit was quite handy!
For picking up food,
no point being LEWD
'Too late!' said Zed! I'm Randy!Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale0 -
In these parties I can flirt,
And like to chat up the skirt,
But to talk about my gal?
Well I don't think I shall.
I'm not one for dishing the dirt...
Ahhhh, so there IS something you're keeping quite
We can keep a secret, go on, try it
We're all pals in here
You know we are dear
And you could bring her along we dont bite!:heartpuls baby no3 due 16th November :heartpulsTEAM YELLOWDFD 16/6/10"Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys" The ONE, the ONLY, the LEGENDARY Gene Hunt :heart2:0 -
Oh lenny you really are filthy
I suppose that we all should feel guilty
I'm not quite sure why
But it did almost rhyme
I'l bet now you have gone all wilty
Wilty I'm not
But I am firm and hot
AsI recently discovered old antics
I'm back to my best
Can stand a can of coke on my chest
Im back to being dead bloody filthyThis is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com0 -
how many more can we excluded tonight?
no need for the fight
we know the way back out
nevermind when you are all 'stuck' just shout
see I get used and put back down
now I seem to always frown
however my tides a changing
I am changing0
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