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Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!

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  • Bunnyinthelights
    Bunnyinthelights Posts: 15,278 Forumite
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who's d!ck was so big he could suck it....



    Dont know the rest
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • redsquirrel80
    redsquirrel80 Posts: 12,457 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    There was a young lady called Squirrel,
    Who had breasts like the peaks in the Tyrol,
    But she was every so shy,
    She'd hide from her guy,
    Who just loved watching them wibble.

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::o

    Who'd like a small glass of rose?
    It's chilled, but my house is quite cosy.
    I've drunk quite a lot
    But I care not a jot
    Although I feel a bit dozy...
    Debt@16.12.09 £10,362.38, now debt free as of 29.02.2012.
    "I cannot make my days longer so I strive to make them better."
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    And this is the Friday night party,
    Where no one needs to dress tarty,
    Just type in your smut,
    Ignore the shocked "Tut!"
    And get ready to throw in your car key...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • tigtag02
    tigtag02 Posts: 6,857 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Snaggles wrote: »
    Tigtag babes, you don't need my assistance
    (though to pop over is no great distance)
    Your poem I rate
    I think it's really great
    It was your piece de resistance :)

    Get you with your clever old rhyming
    I hear that its all about timing
    So if your nipping to mine
    I'll crack open the wine
    And we'll spend the rest of the night smiling :D:D
    :heartpuls baby no3 due 16th November :heartpuls
    TEAM YELLOW
    DFD 16/6/10
    "Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys" The ONE, the ONLY, the LEGENDARY Gene Hunt :heart2:
  • tigtag02
    tigtag02 Posts: 6,857 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    There was a young girl from Cape Cod
    Who thought she was sleeping with God
    But it twas not the almighty
    With his hand up her nighty
    It was Rodger the Lodger, the Sod :p
    :heartpuls baby no3 due 16th November :heartpuls
    TEAM YELLOW
    DFD 16/6/10
    "Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys" The ONE, the ONLY, the LEGENDARY Gene Hunt :heart2:
  • System
    System Posts: 178,412 Community Admin
    10,000 Posts Photogenic Name Dropper
    Good evening all
    Im not very tall
    But I'm big in all the right places ;)

    So come try your luck
    And if you're looking good
    I'll be be up for a really good rogering
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  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    Bunnyinthelights wrote: »
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who's d!ck was so big he could suck it....



    Dont know the rest

    The ladies they cried
    As they parted wide
    as deeper and deeper he did poke
    no more or i will choke
    That is why -said the man from Nantucket
    I always keep a bucket
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • tigtag02
    tigtag02 Posts: 6,857 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    lennymfo wrote: »
    Good evening all
    Im not very tall
    But I'm big in all the right places ;)

    So come take a luck
    And if you're looking good
    I'll be be up for a good rogering

    Oh lenny you really are filthy
    I suppose that we all should feel guilty
    I'm not quite sure why
    But it did almost rhyme
    I'l bet now you have gone all wilty :confused:
    :heartpuls baby no3 due 16th November :heartpuls
    TEAM YELLOW
    DFD 16/6/10
    "Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys" The ONE, the ONLY, the LEGENDARY Gene Hunt :heart2:
  • Bunnyinthelights
    Bunnyinthelights Posts: 15,278 Forumite
    Len...

    mate.


    What a state.
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • Ellidee
    Ellidee Posts: 6,216 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    There was a young fella called Zed
    Who pleasured a woman in bed .
    She said beg your pardon
    That's really a hard un
    So I'll take it you like me as read.
    Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. William James
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