Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!

boredofbeingathome

penguin83 wrote: »

Making smut rhyme on a Friday night?
I'll give it a go, but I'm not very bright!
So get me a drink
While I have a quick think
And we can party till it starts to get light!

xxx

Can I come in now my brain hurts! x x

There was a young lady called Penguin83
she'd been drinking so much-her brain -it hurtee
While she was having her think
baby joe he caused a stink
bunny ran off
And groaned another i have to clean off:cool:

Bunnyinthelights

There once was a man called Len,
Who would disappear for months on end.
He said he was under,
but we all still wonder,
Is he really a lady called Jen?

ZTD

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

There was a young man called Z
Who often went smutting on threads
Flirting with glee
There was no modesty
Women chucked themselves at ZT

Innuendo abounds as he kept them guessing
Who is that man who is only jesting?
The ladies conferred
And one by one they dared

Bit by bit- so close to the bone
Everyone tried-even lenny mofo
A fine man they cried -how low could he go?

Alas they were broken
His innuendo was only token
His heart it was taken
His prospects -he has been a makin!

The reason I'm such a flirter,
Is to encourage the loitering lurker
It's laden with smut,
To get them out of their rut.
And it's best so close to the bone-er.

And with my typing fingers I tickle,
the fancies of women so fickle
But I don't go so low,
Just half-way you know,
And what else rhymes other than nipple?

boredofbeingathome

Ellidee wrote: »

Yay Friday Night Party I've got to join in
And think of a limerick but where to begin ?
Innuendo & smut are the key words I think
So give me a large one and also a drink.

A happy girl called Ellidee
began to rhyme at a party
Gnawing away at that bone
she got her large one and began to moan:eek:

Bunnyinthelights

There was a lady called Bob,
Strange I know, but don't sob!
It's only an alias,
She could have been Julius
But we hope she dont come with a knob.

boredofbeingathome

ZTD wrote: »

The reason I'm such a flirter,
Is to encourage the loitering lurker
It's laden with smut,
To get them out of their rut.
And it's best so close to the bone-er.

And with my typing fingers I tickle,
the fancies of women so fickle
But I don't go so low,
Just half-way you know,
And what else rhymes other than nipple?

Nipple, Whipple, flipple
new words for a dibble
we wanted to know how far you would go
and now we have no quibble:D

Snaggles

Waheeeeey, it's Saturday night
But something is somehow not right
Now just let me think....
Oh yes, I've no drink....
And THAT is a terrible plight

To the fridge I must speedily go
So the evening can get in full flow
Got some Pringles, Grisini
And of course, cherry lambrini
Now a party I'm ready to throw

It's the weekend- the time we adore
Time for laughter and fun, it's the law
We'll be getting quite lairy
With IA's rude Piction-airey
And there'll be lambrini pee on the floor!

ZTD

There was a young lady called Bob
Who may have come with a knob,
But I know she's all lass,
With a whole load of class,
But when she pouts they all throb...

Ellidee

What an Easter Bunny hunny
Does your ds think it's funny
To spread his poo around like money ?
Perhaps you could make it pay
For him to deposit just once a day.

redsquirrel80

There was a young lady called Squizz.... oh blimey, no, hang on, back in a mo