Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!

Bunnyinthelights

I once had a pal named Tig,
Who was a mysterious as the Stig!
She flit to and fro,
from DFW she'd go
And we say, 'she's gone again! oh Frig!'

Gemmzie

tigtag02 wrote: »

It all came about late last night
It really was funny, not !!!!!!
So someone said *I know*
Lets keep with that flow
So here we all are rhyming might(y)

Thank you tigtag for explaining this lark,
Before this I was quite in the dark,
Now the DFWs are drunks,
And the boys looks like hunks,
I could say more........but it'd display as an exclamation mark

tigtag02

lennymfo wrote: »

Wilty I'm not
But I am firm and hot
AsI recently discovered old antics
I'm back to my best
Can stand a can of coke on my chest
Im back to being dead bloody filthy

So lenny, a question for you if I may
The pic to the left, is it yay?
If your under the water
Which you should really ought to
Can you breath through your ears and make us go WA-HAY!!

redsquirrel80

ZTD wrote: »

Only one woman?! Nay not true!
I can swear there was certainly two!
But as one I did play,
The other went down the wrong way,
And she turned a deep shade of blue...

In my estimation you're climbing
As you can be both smutty and rhyming
I mean, that is asking
For some multitasking
And quite incredible timing

ZTD

tigtag02 wrote: »

Ahhhh, so there IS something you're keeping quite
We can keep a secret, go on, try it
We're all pals in here
You know we are dear
And you could bring her along we dont bite!

She is just a prospect, at this stage.
In the book of love not even one page.
If she can go,
I'll bring her to Glasgow,
And her beauty you'll all gauge...

Bunnyinthelights

Get a glass of red said Bunny
I hope it's not gone funny
I drank half on the week,
Im really so meek!
And it's been sitting where it is sunny!

tigtag02

Bunnyinthelights wrote: »

I once had a pal named Tig,
Who was a mysterious as the Stig!
She flit to and fro,
from DFW she'd go
And we say, 'she's gone again! oh Frig!'

Oh this is exceptionally funny
Well done to you my dearest bunny
Do I really p$ss off
From my friends, I'm a boff ( )
I'm so terribly sorry my hunni

tigtag02

Gemmzie wrote: »

Thank you tigtag for explaining this lark,
Before this I was quite in the dark,
Now the DFWs are drunks,
And the boys looks like hunks,
I could say more........but it'd display as an exclamation mark

I thought you said you were crap at this
I think you were taking the pi$$
Coz you're really quite good
Must be in your blood
So for your efforts have a big

ZTD

redsquirrel80 wrote: »

In my estimation you're climbing
As you can be both smutty and rhyming
I mean, that is asking
For some multitasking
And quite incredible timing

Alas I'm much better in prose,
At making you take off your clothes,
Making it rhyme
takes far too much time,
which could be spent behind closed doors...

skint_spice

Z, worry not,
yes, bring her to Glasgow and spoil her,
beauty matters no jot,
as long as she's no bunny boiler.