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Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!
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My god Snaggles, that one is good
Some help with mine, if you would
My brain is a hurting
No space left for flirting
But we all could roll around in the mud!!:heartpuls baby no3 due 16th November :heartpulsTEAM YELLOWDFD 16/6/10"Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys" The ONE, the ONLY, the LEGENDARY Gene Hunt :heart2:0 -
boredofbeingathome wrote: »Nipple, Whipple, flipple
new words for a dibble
we wanted to know how far you would go
and now we have no quibble:D
Well I've never heard of flipple,
And it's difficult to fit in nickel,
But going down to the muff,
Makes the rhyme real tough,
And it's naughty to describe a trickle..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
Bunnyinthelights wrote: »There was a lady called Bob,
Strange I know, but don't sob!
It's only an alias,
She could have been Julius
But we hope she dont come with a knob.
Bob has no knob
but has got a gob
she's a great hit
cos of the size of her T**
Alas is just one
so Mr Bob is woe begon
Just two would be nice
as he
moved his head twice
Alas it is true as she moved to
Mr bob he's a one
it is on the left
so in that respect they are both bereft:rotfl: :rotfl:Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
There was a young lady called Squizz
Who liked the odd bottle of fizz
But she's a debt free wanabee
And that stuff ain't free
So she's got cheap wine, good little Miss!Debt@16.12.09 £10,362.38, now debt free as of 29.02.2012."I cannot make my days longer so I strive to make them better."0 -
There was a young lady called Squirrel,
Who had breasts like the peaks in the Tyrol,
But she was every so shy,
She'd hide from her guy,
Who just loved watching them wibble."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
There was a young lady called Squirrel,
Who had breasts like the peaks in the Tyrol,
But she was every so shy,
She'd hide from her guy,
Who just loved watching them wibble.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :T :TBlackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
Hello Sexy, how are you?
Love your rhyme, not about poo,
Now you need to flirt,
So no feelings are hurt,
And rude talking will do..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
There was a you man from Belgrade
Who found a dead w hore in a cave
He said "ewwwww, thats disgusting",
"But she only needs dusting"
"And think of the money I'll save"
How MSE is THAT
:heartpuls baby no3 due 16th November :heartpulsTEAM YELLOWDFD 16/6/10"Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys" The ONE, the ONLY, the LEGENDARY Gene Hunt :heart2:0 -
Tigtag babes, you don't need my assistance
(though to pop over is no great distance)
Your poem I rate
I think it's really great
It was your piece de resistance
"I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough.":smileyhea97800072589250 -
Hello Sexy, how are you?
Love your rhyme, not about poo,
Now you need to flirt,
So no feelings are hurt,
And rude talking will do...
Hello dear, I'm really quite well
Now this flirting, does it cause you to swell,
With pride at your efforts
And smutty old methods
And does it get you your gal, please do tell!:heartpuls baby no3 due 16th November :heartpulsTEAM YELLOWDFD 16/6/10"Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys" The ONE, the ONLY, the LEGENDARY Gene Hunt :heart2:0
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