Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!

skint_spice

bubbles, sadly your name to me,
causes several shudders unintentionally,
"Tiny bubbles" it must be said,
sidney devine has led,
to be a form of scottish dread!

System

Snaggles wrote: »

You know I'm saying this in good humour
And I don't want to start a new rumour
But I think I *may* know the answer
Zed's been gone for a while too.....the chancer!

Very good point Mrs Snag
The tongues they do wag
It does make you wonder
Like Cardinal Chunder
If they're together having a shag

SarahNeedle1872

Great thread......

I logged on to look for the party,
To find everyone being so arty,
I can't usually rhyme,
But this seems just fine,
And now I feel like a smarty!

tontopav

there was a young lady called bubbles
who clearly had some kind of troubles
but dealt with it all
by havin a ball
and downin her vodka in doubles

penguin83

The limerick's callous and crude,
Its morals distressingly lewd;
It's not worth the reading
By persons of breeding -
It's designed for us vulgar and rude.

SarahNeedle1872

So where are all the rude words?
No boobies, no mufties, no turds....
No filth, no dirt,
Len's still wearing his shirt!!!
And no talk of the bees and the birds!

Oooohhh, this is fun!

tontopav

there was a young man called lenny
whose talents were varied and many
he tried to impress
to get in her dress
but ended up not gettin any

bubbles0169

im soo sorry skint it has to be said
i did not mean to impose a feeling of dread
but please think of a song you can sing instead
'im forever blowing bubbles' theres one
ahh damn i think ive given Z some ammunition

hypno06

Now Pania is sat here with me
and we're trying to think of a ditty
....the party we've missed
and we're not even p!ssed
cos we've only been drinking our tea.

skint_spice

it's ok bubbles,
but the image still troubles,
imagine a scottish des o'connor,
with neither talent nor honor,
loved by many an old dear,
just cos they cannae hear,
and you've got our Sid in a oner!