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Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!
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an extract from a famous novel
the first mates name was arta
and boy was he a farter
when the wind wouldnt blow
and the ship wouldnt go
arta the farter would starta0 -
I promise I will soon be back
Or MSE my life would soooo lack
But my contact lenses have gone blurry
And my tongue feels all furry
Well doesn't that sound a bit cack?! :rotfl:"I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough.":smileyhea97800072589250 -
*whispers quickly so not to rhyme- snaggles - just how close are you to 10000 posts??!!!!!*CCCS DMP:Feb 07
Total:£37,016.47 now £0 DEBT FREE FEB 14
2022 Decluttering Campaign 49/10110 -
Perhaps u should do some more rhymes,
only another 216 times
On your 10000th post
(Which is more than most)
Do you think u might hear some chimes?
Ummmm scraping the barrel a bit now!'We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars' - Oscar Wilde0 -
It was my sister in Toronto,
That me depart quite pronto
We chatted for ages
And cackled like sages
I wish I was as good as ol Tonto!Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale0 -
I wish I knew how to spell,
Scrapping and scraping are giving me hell!
Can't tell which is which
(or should I say witch?)
Read, reed and reid confuse me as well!'We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars' - Oscar Wilde0 -
Bunnyinthelights wrote: »It was my sister in Toronto,
That me depart quite pronto
We chatted for ages
And cackled like sages
I wish I was as good as ol Tonto!
So bunny did you tell her the goss
Bring her right up to speed with the boss
And about Joe
With his pooing woe
And lots of sisterly tosh:heartpuls baby no3 due 16th November :heartpulsTEAM YELLOWDFD 16/6/10"Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys" The ONE, the ONLY, the LEGENDARY Gene Hunt :heart2:0 -
As for Len, I don't know where he went to,
He was chatting to me then went poo
He never returned
We never may learn
What happened went he went loo!Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale0 -
Yes Tig, she is up to speed,
To tell her I sure felt the need.
she now knows the score
and can see the allure
Of why I now need to buy Tweed!Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale0 -
for this thread to bunny thank you
for me it ranks one or two
im spending my time
with poems and rhyme
at my age theres nowt else to do0
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