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Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!
Bunnyinthelights
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Most Fri and Sat there is a party,
That are mostly smut, not arty,
So tonight let us see,
If you will agree,
To make it LIMERICK me hearty!
Ok, rubbish I admit, but you catch my drift!:p
That are mostly smut, not arty,
So tonight let us see,
If you will agree,
To make it LIMERICK me hearty!
Ok, rubbish I admit, but you catch my drift!:p
Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
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Bunnyinthelights wrote: »:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:Most Fri and Sat there is a party,
That are mostly smut, not arty,
So tonight let us see,
If you will agree,
To make it LIMERICK me hearty!Ok, rubbish I admit, but you catch my drift!:p
:rotfl: :rotfl: Very good not rubbish at all:T
if i do another i will make it small
i'll leave you no worse
as i begin another verse
but will take me a minute to rehearse:DBlackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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Making smut rhyme on a Friday night?
I'll give it a go, but I'm not very bright!
So get me a drink
While I have a quick think
And we can party till it starts to get light!
xxx
Can I come in now my brain hurts! x xPay Debt by Xmas 16 - 0/12000
There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.0 -
There was a young man called Z
Who often went smutting on threads
Flirting with glee
There was no modesty
Women chucked themselves at ZT
Innuendo abounds as he kept them guessing
Who is that man who is only jesting?
The ladies conferred
And one by one they dared
Bit by bit- so close to the bone
Everyone tried-even lenny mofo
A fine man they cried -how low could he go?
Alas they were broken
His innuendo was only token
His heart it was taken
His prospects -he has been a makin!Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
Well done!
This is fun,
Just call me Bun
Now, gotta run...Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale0 -
Oy come backBunnyinthelights wrote: »Well done!
This is fun,
Just call me Bun
Now, gotta run...
Do we need to try another tack?Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
Yay Friday Night Party I've got to join in
And think of a limerick but where to begin ?
Innuendo & smut are the key words I think
So give me a large one and also a drink.Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. William James0 -
Innuendo-maybe
smut-definatley
think of some others i am sure
boobies ,butts and some manure!Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
I hope everyone's doing fine
that your day's been ok, just like mine
now we've reached friday night
bunny's had enough sh!te
so let's pour a large glass of red wine
xxxSuccessful women can still have their feet on the ground. They just wear better shoes. (Maud Van de Venne)Life begins at the end of your comfort zone (Neale Donald Walsch)0 -
I'm back! Said Bunny,
Let's hope this stays funny
And doesnt end up [STRIKE]all runny[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]covered in honey[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]in the money[/STRIKE]
oh ball-ox.
all sunny?Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale0 -
Is Pania with you to
Hey up that doesn't Rhyme with poo
Poor bunny has had a day
lets make her happy and paartay (groans at obvious last bit-lets hope it isn't completely t**)Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0
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