Poo in my Eater Egg and I chewed on it!

IvanOpinion

elsien said:

I’m probably going to regret asking this but what do you think it was from if not a rodent? 

A very very constipated fly?

Zinger549

MalMonroe said:

anotheruser said:

I call troll.
OP - you took a photo, upload it here so we can see.
And upload the letter.
Where did you sent it to (what address?)

Oh, thank you!! Me too. . .  New poster, spelled Easter incorrectly (deliberately?)  Also the contaminated eggs in the news weren't even made or distributed in the UK. . . 

The Kinder eggs were made in Belgium but some were sold in UK as Ferrero did a recall.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/apr/04/kinder-surprise-eggs-recalled-in-uk-over-salmonella-link

sheramber

elsien said:

Wauricchio said:

soolin said:

Wauricchio said:

Manxman_in_exile said:

Serious question...

Never having indulged in coprophagia myself, how has the OP identified the foreign matter in question?

The smell is very strong and very clear what it is (post chewing and spitting out).  Surely everyone know what poo smells like?

I think most of us assumed you meant rodent droppings, and sometimes if they have been in the manufacturing process for a while they are not obvious smell wise, and the smell wasn’t obvious if you ate it and didn’t notice! 

This piece of poo was much too large to be from a rodent.

I’m probably going to regret asking this but what do you think it was from if not a rodent? Because the only alternative would seem to be a factory worker somehow managing to smuggle their own excrement in and managing to place it in an egg without anyone noticing. 

Not really seeing that one as an option. 

After removing all the  chocolates that weren't in the box.

Ditzy_Mitzy

JIL said:

Am I the only one who wants to see a photo?

Many years ago a friend and I both bought a lasagne each from a supermarket. We each found we had a half of a biropen inside it.

Did you put the two halves back together?  

oldagetraveller1

I suspect the butler injected it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P-nZZkQqTc&ab_channel=andrewcbo

Wauricchio

For those who have asked for an image, here is the evidence I sent the manufactuer.  The spat out 'foreign object' has dried out somewhat now.  I haven't had a response from Fererro Roche so I have now contacted Environmental health.  I have a second unopened egg which I can also send in as evidence as there may also be a 'suprise' inside given they would have been made and packaged together.

[Deleted User]

If you do open the second one, don't just shove anything you find in there into your mouth this time, especially if it smells strongly of poo.

I've always found that good advice to live by.

Cross_Man

Wauricchio said:

For those who have asked for an image, here is the evidence I sent the manufactuer.  The spat out 'foreign object' has dried out somewhat now.  I haven't had a response from Fererro Roche so I have now contacted Environmental health.  I have a second unopened egg which I can also send in as evidence as there may also be a 'suprise' inside given they would have been made and packaged together.

The egg looks whole - how did you get to the surprise?

Money_Grabber13579

Wauricchio said:

For those who have asked for an image, here is the evidence I sent the manufactuer.  The spat out 'foreign object' has dried out somewhat now.  I haven't had a response from Fererro Roche so I have now contacted Environmental health.  I have a second unopened egg which I can also send in as evidence as there may also be a 'suprise' inside given they would have been made and packaged together.

What kind of animal produces blue/grey poo? It definitely doesn’t look like chocolate (so wouldn’t have been putting it in my mouth) but I’m not sure it looks like poo either…

Lip_Stick

Deleted_User said:

If you do open the second one, don't just shove anything you find in there into your mouth this time, especially if it smells strongly of poo.

I've always found that good advice to live by.

Rat poo won't smell if dried out but will if moistened by chewing. Yuck

Money_Grabber13579 said:

Wauricchio said:

For those who have asked for an image, here is the evidence I sent the manufactuer.  The spat out 'foreign object' has dried out somewhat now.  I haven't had a response from Fererro Roche so I have now contacted Environmental health.  I have a second unopened egg which I can also send in as evidence as there may also be a 'suprise' inside given they would have been made and packaged together.

What kind of animal produces blue/grey poo? It definitely doesn’t look like chocolate (so wouldn’t have been putting it in my mouth) but I’m not sure it looks like poo either…

What are you looking at that is blue or grey? It looks really dark brown to me.