Awful weather - typical Brits talk

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Davesnave said:

Catsacor said:

Morning Campers 😋 
Crazy mild here, this morning, 16C already, sadly it's equally as humid and low cloud 😏 
I'm up the M5 again today 😋😆

Ah, well, you're in the wind-shadow of Exmoor just now, while we're just in the wind!

Going to get my Screw fix today. Work that one out!

Oooh er, daren't even try, D, 😋😆😂

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Black_Cat2 said:

Lol D, windy here too but no need for any kind of screwing at my end so to speak.  I imagine Kenneth Williams saying "oh matron" after your/my comments, made me smile 😁

Hiya C, getting curious now what you do when you disappear up the M5... spill... 

Yes, definitely, BC 😂 

Well, with my work i travel about a bit, and on a Tuesday i'm northbound on the motorway from where i live, hence - up the M5 today 😋🤣

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Davesnave said:

I imagine Kenneth Williams saying "oh matron" after your/my comments, made me smile 😁

Strangely enough, one of my 'alternative personalities' was recently PPR by the management here. His avatar was Kenneth Williams and he usually ended posts with a reference to Matron followed by a double entendre. I'm quite sad, because I liked him more than me!

🙄🙄🙄ohhhh really 🙄🙄🙄 
Political Correctness is something i loathe 😣

Black_Cat2

Farway said:

Message that my T & M seed order on it's way, still sorting Nicky's one by adding even more "stuff"

Warm here as well, managed to get the Cocosmia "Lucifer" corms in the ground ready for the down pours due here tomorrow

Hiya F, hope you got out there to do your planting as if it's anything like here it's peeing down right now 🤞

Black_Cat2

Davesnave said:

I imagine Kenneth Williams saying "oh matron" after your/my comments, made me smile 😁

Strangely enough, one of my 'alternative personalities' was recently PPR by the management here. His avatar was Kenneth Williams and he usually ended posts with a reference to Matron followed by a double entendre. I'm quite sad, because I liked him more than me!

The world has gone rather nuts me thinks, so to balance it out I'm gonna go outside and blow this squally weather your way! 😹

Davesnave

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Davesnave said:

I imagine Kenneth Williams saying "oh matron" after your/my comments, made me smile 😁

Strangely enough, one of my 'alternative personalities' was recently PPR by the management here. His avatar was Kenneth Williams and he usually ended posts with a reference to Matron followed by a double entendre. I'm quite sad, because I liked him more than me!

🙄🙄🙄ohhhh really 🙄🙄🙄 
Political Correctness is something i loathe 😣

To be fair, my AI didn't get banned for his risqué comments, but because another poster complained about him and they spotted the IP address was the same, or something like that. The other poster took exception to my character pointing out how he often uses posts to demonstrate to others what a good chap he is and /or to remind people he has at least 2 holiday homes. I'd describe him as 'creepy' too, but maybe that's just me.

Anyway, I'm being careful now, as I don't want him to have the satisfaction of having me banned too. Gosh, no! That would mean having to fork out for a VPN....or maybe I'd get more work done!

Davesnave

Black_Cat2 said:

Davesnave said:

I imagine Kenneth Williams saying "oh matron" after your/my comments, made me smile 😁

Strangely enough, one of my 'alternative personalities' was recently PPR by the management here. His avatar was Kenneth Williams and he usually ended posts with a reference to Matron followed by a double entendre. I'm quite sad, because I liked him more than me!

The world has gone rather nuts me thinks, so to balance it out I'm gonna go outside and blow this squally weather your way! 😹

Too late; it's gone from here towards you!

Anyway, shouldn't you be wearing a mask like the rest of us?

Black_Cat2

Davesnave said:

Black_Cat2 said:

Davesnave said:

I imagine Kenneth Williams saying "oh matron" after your/my comments, made me smile 😁

Strangely enough, one of my 'alternative personalities' was recently PPR by the management here. His avatar was Kenneth Williams and he usually ended posts with a reference to Matron followed by a double entendre. I'm quite sad, because I liked him more than me!

The world has gone rather nuts me thinks, so to balance it out I'm gonna go outside and blow this squally weather your way! 😹

Too late; it's gone from here towards you!

Anyway, shouldn't you be wearing a mask like the rest of us?

Hubby says I'm full of hot air so not even the most covid safe mask can hold me back! 😹

Davesnave

My Screwfix order was actually screws for some trellis I'm supposed to be making, having had the wood sitting there since April. I nail the trellis together with galvanised nails, but often need to do a bit of 'working out' for the spacing first, and it's easier to remove screws than nails when I make the inevitable mistakes.

On Monday, her outdoors and I took down 82' of Cotoneaster simmonsii to base level and stuffed it all into the back of the van somehow, so now we have a heap larger than the van to dispose of. Bonfires are OK here when the wind is right, but it probably won't be sensible to attempt to burn our autumn stuff till December anyway. Ideally, I'd chip it.

The cotoneaster was a huge disappointment, as it wasn't even partially evergreen, the birds weren't that keen on the berries and individual plants died in summer droughts, leaving bare bits. I know now the only reliably evergreen cotoneaster is 'lactea' but it's hardly any use for a low hedge.

Farway

Rain's arrived as forecast, the only garden related activities today are waiting for my T &M seeds to arrive, according tho the post tracker they are "out for delivery"

I'm trying to get my garden related photos in some sort of order, at least in digital albums where taken.

One of the "blessing" with digital is the ability to take squillions of photos and then be left trying to sort wheat [rare] from chaff [common]

With lock down I decided I'd try and compile Autumn themed album, but have quickly realised there are only so many images of golden yellow leaves before it become boring, hence branching out to toadstools etc.

A work in progress but here's one from last week's Wisley visit that fits the Autumn theme