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  • apple_muncher
    apple_muncher Posts: 15,241 Forumite
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    Why did he have a jar of dried locusts in his bag? An afternoon scooby snack??
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  • Toni'sfriend
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    Why did he have a jar of dried locusts in his bag? An afternoon scooby snack??

    Did wonder that Myself. It's not exactly something everyone has in their schoolbag. Or do they? Who can tell these days.

    Just spoke to the wee ones Mother. Just a bad cold, we think. She's a bit "chesty" and has a runny nose. No temperature or any other symptoms. She'll e here looking for her chocolate biscuit before we know it. It must be really worrying for parents (and teachers), though.
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  • f0xh0les
    f0xh0les Posts: 7,622 Forumite
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    One of those weird biology dissection things? anyway, they were supposed to be doing biology, the supply teacher came in and left her bag, he knew where the locusts were in the cupboard (I mean everyone has a huge jar of dried insects huh?), and decided they needed rehoming.  
    Teenage boys in an all boys school, run by priests (who all seem to have had their own issues ) what could possibly go wrong?
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  • mothernerd
    mothernerd Posts: 4,858 Forumite
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    f0xh0les said:
    One of those weird biology dissection things? anyway, they were supposed to be doing biology, the supply teacher came in and left her bag, he knew where the locusts were in the cupboard (I mean everyone has a huge jar of dried insects huh?), and decided they needed rehoming.  
    Teenage boys in an all boys school, run by priests (who all seem to have had their own issues ) what could possibly go wrong?
    I attended a girls' grammar school (not posh). We had 3 male members of staff (all elderly and bald). When any work was undertaken (whole school interior repainted when I was in second or third year) they employed a specialist firm with the most unattractive men in the universe - the most junior member had so many boil/ pustules on his face that his features were completely hidden - and still there were groups of girls hanging around the doorway of the classroom being painted at every break time.

    The school did try employing a young(ish) male teacher and it was a complete failure. He couldn't cope at all, finally ended up in tears and his chaotic class were subdued by one of the most fearsome teachers (known as *enstein) and left after one term.


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  • apple_muncher
    apple_muncher Posts: 15,241 Forumite
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    Didn't the strikes happen last dec???
    (Or was it Feb...?)
    NST March lion #8; NSD ; MFW9/3/23 Whoop Whoop!!!
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