Bwlegal & UK Parking Patrol LTD Altering Documents please help

D_P_Dance

The Kray Twins apparently fired shots at my late father 

That's nothing, I woke up one morning in Bangladesh to machine gun fire.  I looked  out of the widow and there was a tank outside.

Le_Kirk

D_P_Dance said:

The Kray Twins apparently fired shots at my late father 
That's nothing, I woke up one morning in Bangladesh to machine gun fire.  I looked  out of the widow and there was a tank outside.

They are both nothing ................. I woke up one morning in Nigeria

D_P_Dance

I served for three and a half years in Lagos,.  A workmate of my wife in the High Commission was gunned down in broad  daylight along with our GP. 

Bilbo_Baz

Did I mention another Earl I did quite a lot of business with he got caught by a news paper allegations that he was serving up in both Houses , same sting as the London's Burning Star who got jail for an Identical offence selling to an undercover fake Sheik guess you guessed it the Earl done no time at all Friends in High Places !  the other guy got jail 
 The British Justice System is Priceless !
I remember  one deal in particular right out side the door of the Embassy where the Wiky Leaks guy was holed up.
I still wonder who Boris and Gove bought their coke off ??? Admitting to a criminal act and still running the country 
Eventually the press will get involved in this and I will launch MADRR off its back.
Are you getting all this Solicitor Nolan the boy's passed the bar well done maybe its time to get a proper job !
Hope you are sending all this to the parking ticket Judge ?

Umkomaas

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

..... wrote Lewis Carroll. 🐇 

twhitehousescat

Bilbo_Baz said:

Did I mention another Earl I did quite a lot of business with he got caught by a news paper allegations that he was serving up in both Houses , same sting as the London's Burning Star who got jail for an Identical offence selling to an undercover fake Sheik guess you guessed it the Earl done no time at all Friends in High Places !  the other guy got jail 
 The British Justice System is Priceless !
I remember  one deal in particular right out side the door of the Embassy where the Wiky Leaks guy was holed up.
I still wonder who Boris and Gove bought their coke off ??? Admitting to a criminal act and still running the country 
Eventually the press will get involved in this and I will launch MADRR off its back.
Are you getting all this Solicitor Nolan the boy's passed the bar well done maybe its time to get a proper job !
Hope you are sending all this to the parking ticket Judge ?

but have you contacted your mp yet 

BrownTrout

what are people going to do when this case is over
its priceless

Ferrybird

I sat with a glass of wine the other night and read this from start to finish. I honestly cried laughing at one point. The budgies in my profile pic are called Ronnie and Reg, so I enjoyed that reference.
I'm rooting for you Baz.....

D_P_Dance

TWC, I have long believed that, before embarking on a career as a lion tamer, it to prudent to study the behavioural patterns of lions. 

paulstevens64

Ferrybird said:

I sat with a glass of wine the other night and read this from start to finish. I honestly cried laughing at one point. The budgies in my profile pic are called Ronnie and Reg, so I enjoyed that reference.
I'm rooting for you Baz.....

I am with you Ferrybird. I always feel a frisson on excitement when I see the name Bilbo Baz with "new posts" on the forum. This has to be the best thread ever on this site. Go Go Bilbo! 

Get your You Tube site up and running as soon as possible. Millions are sure to follow you. With that platform, you will be able to revolutionise the British Legal System. Who knows? With your clear and concise vision, maybe Bilbo for Prime Minister?