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WinterWarrior

@Naomim that’s so controlling…she’s training him not to dare like any posts in future 🙄

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We all have our needy relatives we would rather not be related to don't we @Naomim 😉

Naomim

@WinterWarrior this was from an argument with someone else and apparently his little press of a button shows where his loyalties lay. He's a man, he clicked like whilst sitting on the toilet and moved on! 🤣 

@moving_forward we all have them, just have to minimize contact as much as possible 🤣

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Managed to use up someone else's leftovers yesterday by hoovering up left over Xmas cake brought into work.
I need to be a bit more conscious about the about of using up I am doing in the food department or my belly will explode, along with the nurse next time I'm weighed 🤣 but as doctors aren't actually that keen to see anybody face to face that could be a while. Poor M_F dog and pusscat have a vet appointment coming up however just routine but the size of them is bound to get some unwanted attention. I have advised Me M_F to cross fingers we get a porky vet so if they mention Dog and pusscat's weight we can give pot calling kettle looks whilst sucking in our bellies simultaneously. We have cut out their extra supper meal which used to involve a small portion of whatever we were eatting but that's not meeting approval and we have fears of been eaten alive if it doesn't return soon. Also it was mainly shared out of my portion so it's not doing me favours either! Money saving and healthy eatting are blooming hard!

WinterWarrior

Good morning…we too dread the vets! Dog does not want to cut down on her you snack, i snack approach!

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Tell me about it ! Dog can be conned with pieces of cucumber and tomato but pusscat is not impressed that dog gets something she likes and he doesn't. He is the more violent one also. Mr M_F may not have anymore skin to shred soon 🥴

WinterWarrior

We also get shredded by a neighbour cat, who sits on the windowsill demanding food and then savages us if we try and stroke him…apparently free food, Is free food, no stroke as payment, ever! 

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Ours savages as a way of getting food. He also gives lots of cuddles to yes you guessed it get food. He really is the most manipulating cat ever. 
I'm sure your neighbors cat is really Frank the seagull in disguise. 

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So today has been uneventful to say the least. No free food whatsoever appeared at work. Such was my disappointment I have had to pop into Tesco garage on my way to get Mr M_F from the train and buy my own supplies. I have scoffed rather alot of mint match makers whilst waiting 🐷🐷
Mr M_F has had some don't worry I just about stopped myself from scoffing the lot and we have some mini eggs for after dinner.

WinterWarrior

Ooh mini eggs!!! I hope it’s a big packet if you’re sharing.