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In_Search_Of_Me

pania wrote: »

gave in isom and it was foul. bleurgh!

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
STEP AWAY FROM THE PACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REPEAT, STAP AWAY FROM THE PACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sent me to the lozenges there (doesent take much mind!!) . LT it really does resemble my head as I do have a huge dent in mine!! Poor piggy. I'd love to hear that particulat phone call;

LT: Hello is that the RSPCA referral line...
RSPCA: yes
LT: Hello my name is Lemon Tree & I would like to report I Search Of Me for maing a paper mache pig with a dent in its head
RSPCA: Sorry? Is this a wind up
LT: No its genuine, she really did!
RSPCA: How do you know this person?
LT: Through a website!
RSPCS: Can you tell me if its a real pig and what type?
LT: No its a paper mache pig
RSPCA: So its not actually a living pig then...
LT: No but,
RSPCS: O culd we have your details please?
LT: Yes certainy & so good you're taking this seriously, its Lemon Tree as in T R E E, living in Martin Lewis Land
RSPCA: Dont worry someone will be along to help you soon!
LT: But its not me that needs the help its the pig, plus ISOM cant even remember its name, despite making such a fuss about naming it!
RSPCA: well thats a matter of opinion isnt it!

(Phone goes dead & a couple of weeks later (sdue to taff shortages & miscommunication) men in white coats arrive to collect a very argumentative LT who insists she is innocent as she is gently coaxed from the house with a cat called TWIX walking behind on a lead!)...

END.

The moral of the story? I REALLY need to get back to work!!

pania

In_Search_Of_Me wrote: »

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
STEP AWAY FROM THE PACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REPEAT, STAP AWAY FROM THE PACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sent me to the lozenges there (doesent take much mind!!) . LT it really does resemble my head as I do have a huge dent in mine!! Poor piggy. I'd love to hear that particulat phone call;

LT: Hello is that the RSPCA referral line...
RSPCA: yes
LT: Hello my name is Lemon Tree & I would like to report I Search Of Me for maing a paper mache pig with a dent in its head
RSPCA: Sorry? Is this a wind up
LT: No its genuine, she really did!
RSPCA: How do you know this person?
LT: Through a website!
RSPCS: Can you tell me if its a real pig and what type?
LT: No its a paper mache pig
RSPCA: So its not actually a living pig then...
LT: No but,
RSPCS: O culd we have your details please?
LT: Yes certainy & so good you're taking this seriously, its Lemon Tree as in T R E E, living in Martin Lewis Land
RSPCA: Dont worry someone will be along to help you soon!
LT: But its not me that needs the help its the pig, plus ISOM cant even remember its name, despite making such a fuss about naming it!
RSPCA: well thats a matter of opinion isnt it!

(Phone goes dead & a couple of weeks later (sdue to taff shortages & miscommunication) men in white coats arrive to collect a very argumentative LT who insists she is innocent as she is gently coaxed from the house with a cat called TWIX walking behind on a lead!)...

END.

The moral of the story? I REALLY need to get back to work!!

P M ~S L!!!!!!! literally!!! ISOM I LOVE YOU!!! (blame the archers..):rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

pania

HI HONEY I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

went t pub t drown my sorrows, spent a 5er then decided to cut to the cheep option and buy lemonade... happily sitting ont sofa with archers n lemonade mark 2 shortly t b mark three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how are we all? i'm much more relaxed now, we love alcohol!!!!!!!!!

redsquirrel80

pania wrote: »

HI HONEY I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

went t pub t drown my sorrows, spent a 5er then decided to cut to the cheep option and buy lemonade... happily sitting ont sofa with archers n lemonade mark 2 shortly t b mark three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how are we all? i'm much more relaxed now, we love alcohol!!!!!!!!!

Evening tipsy P!! Had a few drinks myself, work night out, not great, glad to be home! And I succumbed to one of my emergency fags too.. yick

In_Search_Of_Me

well I smoked the 3 fags (I blame P!) and had an earlyish night with no alch! Realised that it may be the wine that has expanded my waistband so its gotta go! Love the drunken post P!! Hope the head isnt too bad this am? I've woekn up wth a cracing headache which sint fair as I didnt drink anything!

pania

gulp.... i don't even remember posting that last night. At work now, going to be a good one hopefully! sorry to hear about the headache, I feel fine, maybe i telepahically passed my hangover over to you! ;-)

Have a good day everyone, guess i had better do some preparation for my clients...

In_Search_Of_Me

That really isnt fair as I didnt have a drop! Head is pounding and time for migraine tablets me think cos its feels like one of those...thankfully I dint have anything planned although I do want to try my new toy out! Have also opened windows to let some fresh air in. Having a bit of a spring clean today cos house was feeling grubby! Then will paint the pig!!
Yup get ready for those clients and sort em out!! Check your PM's from last night just in case brain has totally failed you!! Your expertise is needed!

Lemon_Tree

sorry about your migrane ISOM i know what they're like.

I love your RSPCA conversation, i can just imagine it, nearly feel off the sofa laughing.

sorry to hear you're working Pania, i'm working in my wibbly wobbly way - i'm tackling the flat again and this time it's for good!

In_Search_Of_Me

How you doing Miss P? Hope silence means youre a chillin!!

Lemon_Tree

she is very silent isn't she ISOM, wonder what she's upto that means she not here talking to us.

(Hope this sends - been having bloomin connection problems today)