HPC Escapee Reports Back 10 Years Later

triathlon

chucknorris wrote: »

My wife actually looks out for those (but at Sainsburys), she can't help it, she comes from an exceptionally poor background. But she is a multimillionairess in her own right (not counting my wealth). She is always bringing sirloin and rib eye steaks back at half price and throwing them into the freezer.

Not only did my BTL empire bring me great wealth, but having it also brought me other great side benefits, something I am sure chuck will confirm. Apart from the confidence, friends and respect, I wasn't a very popular child at school, I have now ended up dating an ex soap actress from TV, sorry cannot mention her name. They say when you are happy and content that you change physically, well I have no doubt about that now, lets just say I have added a few inches somewhere to what was already well above average.
These days I am probably one of the most respected and liked people I know, and the people that do not like me are the ones you would cross the street to avoid anyway. Yep, like Chuck ,because of my BTL empire I am well and truely in the Alpha male department these days.

Keep_pedalling

triathlon wrote: »

Not only did my BTL empire bring me great wealth, but having it also brought me other great side benefits, something I am sure chuck will confirm. Apart from the confidence, friends and respect, I wasn't a very popular child at school, I have now ended up dating an ex soap actress from TV, sorry cannot mention her name. They say when you are happy and content that you change physically, well I have no doubt about that now, lets just say I have added a few inches somewhere to what was already well above average.
These days I am probably one of the most respected and liked people I know, and the people that do not like me are the ones you would cross the street to avoid anyway. Yep, like Chuck ,because of my BTL empire I am well and truely in the Alpha male department these days.

You are Donald Trump and I claim my £5:rotfl:

Herzlos

triathlon wrote: »

Not only did my BTL empire bring me great wealth, but having it also brought me other great side benefits, something I am sure chuck will confirm. Apart from the confidence, friends and respect, I wasn't a very popular child at school, I have now ended up dating an ex soap actress from TV, sorry cannot mention her name. They say when you are happy and content that you change physically, well I have no doubt about that now, lets just say I have added a few inches somewhere to what was already well above average.
These days I am probably one of the most respected and liked people I know, and the people that do not like me are the ones you would cross the street to avoid anyway. Yep, like Chuck ,because of my BTL empire I am well and truely in the Alpha male department these days.

You win this thread. There's no follow up that can beat this.


If somehow that was true, then why are you arguing about it on the internet? Your posts certainly don't portray you as any of that. It's important when trolling to try and keep it vaguely believable.

westernpromise

Herzlos wrote: »

You win this thread. There's no follow up that can beat this.


If somehow that was true, then why are you arguing about it on the internet? Your posts certainly don't portray you as any of that. It's important when trolling to try and keep it vaguely believable.

Although I don't believe being a BTL landlord alone can make your willy bigger, as claimed, there is powerful evidence over on HPC that renting for decades makes it smaller.

Jack_Johnson_the_acorn

triathlon wrote: »

Not only did my BTL empire bring me great wealth, but having it also brought me other great side benefits, something I am sure chuck will confirm. Apart from the confidence, friends and respect, I wasn't a very popular child at school, I have now ended up dating an ex soap actress from TV, sorry cannot mention her name. They say when you are happy and content that you change physically, well I have no doubt about that now, lets just say I have added a few inches somewhere to what was already well above average.
These days I am probably one of the most respected and liked people I know, and the people that do not like me are the ones you would cross the street to avoid anyway. Yep, like Chuck ,because of my BTL empire I am well and truely in the Alpha male department these days.

Is it Barbara Windsor.......

caronoel

triathlon wrote: »

Not only did my BTL empire bring me great wealth, but having it also brought me other great side benefits, something I am sure chuck will confirm. Apart from the confidence, friends and respect, I wasn't a very popular child at school, I have now ended up dating an ex soap actress from TV, sorry cannot mention her name. They say when you are happy and content that you change physically, well I have no doubt about that now, lets just say I have added a few inches somewhere to what was already well above average.
These days I am probably one of the most respected and liked people I know, and the people that do not like me are the ones you would cross the street to avoid anyway. Yep, like Chuck ,because of my BTL empire I am well and truely in the Alpha male department these days.

Is it Gail Platt?

Out,_Vile_Jelly

Is it the one who played Ivy on Corrie, and had dodgy lip-filling surgery in old age?

Sibley

Just out of interest.
The HPC website owners must be kicking themselves as well.

They could have sold that for big bucks at one time. It had mega traffic.
They went with banning anyone who opposed their views and the site died.
What's it worth now?

They have even managed to lose money on that.

HPC_Ghuol_Hunter

I think that the original site owners did sell up in 2005 to FUBAR. It!!!8217;s sometime after then that Bruce Spanner began with purge campaign, decimated its readership.

triathlon

westernpromise wrote: »

Although I don't believe being a BTL landlord alone can make your willy bigger, as claimed, there is powerful evidence over on HPC that renting for decades makes it smaller.

Use your brain man, so in that case mine is bigger than tenants. There is some real jealousy in these answers, come on! do you really think I come across as someone who would be going out with Barbara Windsor, mine is far more classy, a few years ago she would have been able to appear on Love Island or have been A Championship league grade WAG, that's how gorgeous she was.
Off to look at another possible HMO property this morning which has the potential to bring in another £5.500 monthly. While these jealous tenants and bedsit wallers are screaming at the moon how unfair the UK is they are failing to miss how great it really is. Educated skilled young people these days are fighting over themselves to get the best HMO rooms, it's only going to get better for us and not worse.