The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

boultdj

Ouch, what happened? Everything went dark...……...why are the waiters huddled together crying?.....

Islandmaid

MING has an unusually large frying pan in her hands..... and MONNA  has that effect in men, it’s the teacher in her 😉

Nargleblast

I blame Islandmaid for putting the words "elephant" and "fry up" in the same sentence.

VJsmum

Anyone got any coke (-a cola, not columbian marching powder).  Best hangover cure.

boultdj

Just toast and tea for me please Ming.

gran3

You lot are wonderfully barmy. 

Nargleblast

Seeing as you're here, gran3, there's a mountain of plates, cups and glasses need washing up so hop to it! Oh, and all those wheelie bins need a good scrub out before the wasps invade them (they were used to store all the different drinks, you see, hence the little taps put in near the bottom of them to turn them into dispensers). Ming Vase is doing breakfast if you want anything. Just avoid the grey stuff. Don't ask, just avoid it.

silvasava

I've got a nedache.....must have been the ood cherries in the Babycham. I never knew Monna could do such a raunchy headmistress act!

Nargleblast

Brilliant, Silvasava, that's why we all feel a bit ill this morning, the cherries were off!

greenbee

Nargleblast said:

Brilliant, Silvasava, that's why we all feel a bit ill this morning, the cherries were off!

Thank goodness someone let you and the waiters out of the freezer. I’m still not going to trust Ming’s fry-up though...