The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

boultdj

Has anyone heard from Monna?  

The wheelie bins are now empty, apart from the grey one, the spiders have claimed it as a union house.

maryb

Hmmm  Silence from Monna and a missing waiter......

Islandmaid

boultdj said:

Has anyone heard from Monna?  

The wheelie bins are now empty, apart from the grey one, the spiders have claimed it as a union house.

Last seen wrestling a box away from the fence, the box was sqealing something about not to worry about a tip???

boultdj

Damm! The hot waiters cost more to replace...…….

camelot1001

Wow, you lot certainly had a good party!

You've all made me chuckle, keep it up!

monnagran

I thought a dignified silence might shut you lot up.  I see it didn't work.


Let me put you out of your misery.  Me and the hot waiter of choice spent a pleasant evening playing Monopoly.  He did not pass go and I did not get £200.  I jolly well earned it though.   And I did not do a Gypsy Rose Lee act with a bunch of flowers.  What you saw was me clearing the flowers off the table in order to make room for the Monopoly board.  The fact that the heat caused me to remove a few items of clothing was the reason that I might have appeared to be in the altogether.  The suggestion that we were playing Strip Monopoly is highly libellous.
I feel that a slur may have been cast on my pure character and should I track down the persons making these vile suggestions they will discover that I have more deadly weapons in my arsenal than the death stare.
I believe Ming may have a bit of space left in her freezer, and should that be full of something of which we do not speak, I need a new patio.

Yours viciously  virtuously,  etc. etc.

I have a used waiter going free.  Form an orderly queue.

pollyanna_26

monnagran said:

I thought a dignified silence might shut you lot up.  I see it didn't work.


Let me put you out of your misery.  Me and the hot waiter of choice spent a pleasant evening playing Monopoly.  He did not pass go and I did not get £200.  I jolly well earned it though.   And I did not do a Gypsy Rose Lee act with a bunch of flowers.  What you saw was me clearing the flowers off the table in order to make room for the Monopoly board.  The fact that the heat caused me to remove a few items of clothing was the reason that I might have appeared to be in the altogether.  The suggestion that we were playing Strip Monopoly is highly libellous.
I feel that a slur may have been cast on my pure character and should I track down the persons making these vile suggestions they will discover that I have more deadly weapons in my arsenal than the death stare.
I believe Ming may have a bit of space left in her freezer, and should that be full of something of which we do not speak, I need a new patio.

Yours viciously  virtuously,  etc. etc.

I have a used waiter going free.  Form an orderly queue.

One of my mums many sayings Monna was " And the band played believe me if you like"

I must say a used waiter doesn't sound very appealing so wont be joining the queue.

Mar Mary Berry didn't give a recipe for used waiters so best not bother to queue.

I'm still wondering if Peter really did escape down the hill. So many unanswered questions.

Mind you we'll know where to head to when the shelves are empty. Nothing grey of course or the sheepies. Maybe Mar can make cakes that will keep us healthy and well fed.

We can repay your kindness Mar by solving all the mysteries of the last few years. I'm still thinking of a bungalow covered in gingerbread. Now that was nasty as was the trail of breadcrumbs for wee fowl.

pollyx

MingVase

Monna, we need to give PollywollyDoodle an offer she canny refuse. She is getting troublesome. Know wot I mean?

pollyanna_26

MingVase said:

Monna, we need to give PollywollyDoodle an offer she canny refuse. She is getting troublesome. Know wot I mean?

Some friend you are. Ming the merciless is alive and well living up a hill . Does anyone know if it's a full moon tonight? it's too cloudy and wet here to tell.

How anyone can cope with so many different persona's is baffling. Originally a sweet wee wummin and now sounding like a gangster. You canny frighten me Mar. I know were the bodies are buried.

Methinks the mention of Peter has triggered this response.

pollyx

monnagran

Ming, I know exactly what you mean.  Reckon she'll go for it?