The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

Nargleblast

I just knew standards of behaviour at this party would slip once you let Monnagran and Ming the Merciless in. Remember that elephant that went missing?

Floss

Islandmaid said:

greenbee said:

Islandmaid said:

Personally I prefer a HOT waiter, as long as he’s low carb obs 😉

I don't think Monna's sharing, but there should be two left somewhere... I haven't seen them for a while though. 

MONNA is well known for having numerous spares 🤣

The only problem is they're in boxes...

Floss

I've got gin....and can lay my hands on a purple wheelie bin if we need another

MingVase

Nargleblast said:

I just knew standards of behaviour at this party would slip once you let Monnagran and Ming the Merciless in. Remember that elephant that went missing?

Aye. Well, more than elephants can go missing..... know what I mean?  

greenbee

MingVase said:

Nargleblast said:

I just knew standards of behaviour at this party would slip once you let Monnagran and Ming the Merciless in. Remember that elephant that went missing?

Aye. Well, more than elephants can go missing..... know what I mean?  

I was wondering where the waiters had gone... 

MingVase

*Ticks off  "waiters" on list and moves onto "nargles"  

Nargleblast

....ooh, Ming, that is a huge freezer, and so much space inside. Ming? MING! It's bloody cold in here!

ivyleaf

Sorry to be a lightweight but i'm all partied out already after my exciting visit to Superdrug this morning! I'll see you tomorrow, at least, those who aren't too hungover 

pollyanna_26

monnagran said:

OK all of you.  Sober up.  The voice of reason has arrived.  And you can all get your sticky mitts off that hot waiter.  He's mine.  It's not often you find a hunky hot waiter with a yen for octogenarian grannies, so off you go and find your own entertainment.

I am shocked Monna! I'm glad I missed tonights high jinks. My head will be ok tomorrow but I pity the rest of you apart from the non drinkers.

pollyx

pollyanna_26

MingVase said:

Nargleblast said:

I just knew standards of behaviour at this party would slip once you let Monnagran and Ming the Merciless in. Remember that elephant that went missing?

Aye. Well, more than elephants can go missing..... know what I mean?  

Police officer and dog Mar?

Ihope your mum has a lovely birthday tomorrow mothernerd. As you have overdone the cakes I shall issue the usual wee scots wummin on her way with empty cake tins warning.

I don't know where you get your energy from mothernerd. Remember Pacing?

pollyx