The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

Helebore

Acksherly that sounds reeaally wrong! Haha!

MingVase

Did somebody mention dog?? HOT DOG? IN BARBEQUE SAUCE???? HMMMMMMMMMMM

Hard_Up_Hester

Knitted willies and squirty cream and you try and blame me for it, humph. It wasn't me, I'm innocent I tell you, innocent!!

pollyanna_26

MingVase said:

Did somebody mention dog?? HOT DOG? IN BARBEQUE SAUCE???? HMMMMMMMMMMM

Step away from the police dog! You'd be better hiding the jelly babies. People have been looking for them. I'm the one that wasn't fed. I'm beginning to wonder if you have a former jelly baby maker stashed away somewhere as you did with poor Peter Gunn.

pollyx

Islandmaid

Hard_Up_Hester said:

Knitted willies and squirty cream and you try and blame me for it, humph. It wasn't me, I'm innocent I tell you, innocent!!

Innocent and Hester - them is two words seldom heard together 😉

PaulieHerts

Late to the party 🎉 but you all sound mad or drunk!!!! 😂😂🤪

Nargleblast

Thank goodness that you have arrived, Paulie!  Tons of washing up to do, there's washing up liquid over THERE, brush and sponge over THERE and you can use the communal Marigolds when Monnagran has finished scrubbing out the telephone kiosk. 
The police have been very understanding and Hester has acquired another set of handcuffs for her collection, just plain, not leopard print or pink fluffy. Madarthur has acquired a policeman to go with Peter Gunn and the four legged grey creature we are not allowed to mention. (Poor, Pollyanna, the trauma she went through!)

Helebore has that glazed manic look that you get when you've sprayed every man and his dog with squirty cream and there's still that annoying little bit left at the bottom of the can.

Mrs LW is still wandering around trying to find the loo, serve you right, woman, for drinking tea all night! 

I had better disappear, that strange big woman is pulling her DIY Home Enema Kit out of her bag and looking at me in a meaningful sort of way....are they real fangs, I wonder, or is she just winding me up?

[Deleted User]

I just shut myself in for safety and fell asleep because I saw the hefalump loading up his trunk with all the leftover squirty cream!!!

VJsmum

Morning all - how's the heads?

Bigjenny

What head, don't remember much after the dancing.