The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

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Can I have a cup of tea please?

Nargleblast

Tea? TEA? At a Fencers party? 

Of course you may, just let me run it through the still first.....

Helebore

Ooh I have some squirty cream tooo! 

Nargleblast

Now will the person who wrote that rude slogan on the Fence with squirty cream please pack it in, we are a refined and elegant group of people who don't do that sort of thing.

And Ming Vase, please stop trying to fish that jelly baby out of the chocolate fountain, how on earth did it get there in the first place?

[Deleted User]

But I LIKE tea!

Islandmaid

who bought the hefelumph ..... and who gave it a can of squirty cream 🤣🤣🤣

monnagran

Wotavimist?

Avimist the dancing?  Oh good.  I can join in Oops outside your head, my rowing action is a sight to behold.
Did I hear that Nargle is making tea liqueur?  A large one please.

Is that Mar still hiding her jellybabies behind her back?  This calls for strong measures.  Pass the squirty cream please.  Are there two 'o's in Scrooge?

monnagran

P.S..  Where did that heffalump come from.  Last time I heard it was in mar's freezer.

Helebore

Fortunately I know nothing about oops outside your head, not my thing thankfully. BUT oops inside my head is quite a different matter....I read an article the other week about various people not having the ability to think, they don't have an internal voice. 

Anyway. Back to the party. I have 4 onion and something bhajis if I can tempt anyone. Don't think they'd go with squirty cream though! 😳

Islandmaid

MONNA it’s wearing a scarf - I have my suspicions.....
i lurrrve bhajis 🥳