The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

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I'll make some home made scones, both sweet and cheese ones and also a jar of my home made damson jam to top the sweet ones.

Nargleblast

Sounds good, Mrs LW, but we'd better watch what people are drinking- sooner or later a fight could start over the correct way to pronounce "scones"

I'm a "long O" person myself.

VJsmum

I think I used to say scoans but now say skons - i wonder if that is due to a move from the SE to the midlands...

My sticky toffee pud is legendary and i have a lot of gin...
I remember one party where I was stone cold sober but felt drunk.... 

monnagran

Nargle, brilliant!

When did we all grow so dreary and sensible?   I wonder if that Police  dog is still shut up in the telephone kiosk?
If it's retro we are going for I'll throw in some cocktail sausages and a bottle of Mateus Rose.  And I don't care about the music as long as it's LOUD.
Excuse me while I go to change into my Kaftan.

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SCooooooooon's

MingVase

"I am sure Madarthur won't mind contributing some of her jelly baby stash to go with the chocolate fountain."

NO CHANCE!

monnagran

Party Pooper!

Hard_Up_Hester

Count me in, I can't remember the last time I went to a party. I can bring Clementine gin!

boultdj

I've got homemade mixed fruit wine and damson vodka....

Nargleblast

I want to know what VJsmum was on, to be stone cold sober but feel drunk. We could bottle it and make a fortune. 
Now, Madarthur, if you contribute a few jelly babies, and maybe some foam bananas and shrimps, I am sure we can let you have an extra helping of VJsmum's sticky toffee pud washed down with Mateus Rose.
Hang on, where is the sticky toffee pud? And where did that telephone box come from? And why is there a large German Shepherd lounging against it licking its lips?