The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

mardatha

Sniff.
and Sneer.
:whistle:

boultdj

Stick's head over fence....:think::think:_pale_...…

What did happen to the elephant? ………

Duck's for cover as Mar throws empty cake tin at me....

mardatha

I am innocent! I did NOTHING!!
Is it my fault a stray wandering elephant broke into my freezer? It just maybe wanted some shelter from a storm! I was kind enough to let it stay, out of the goodness of my heart! And they all went on at me as if I was a murderer or something!! :A:A:A

[Deleted User]

It's most definitely below the belt isn't it Mar? well that is if your digestive system works like everyone elses!

His twin brother is still out in Oz, pretending to be a Koala Bear and giving rise to many zoologists trying to work out if this is the distant 'tree elephant' of legend not being extinct after all but alive and up a tree in the outback. The elephocanth is like the platypus and echidna said to be made up of all the bits left over at the bottom of the barrel on creation day, he's doing a very good impression!

Jazee

His twin brother survived the fires then?

camelot1001

You lot are mad but I do love you!

[Deleted User]

If the humour is offensive I'm sorry, it's not meant to make light of the disastrous fires and loss of life and habitat in Australia's wildfires. The elephant in the freezer is a very long standing joke from years ago on another thread.

burtha

definitely , what Mrs l says .
think a few of us have a odd sence of humor, but it's what helps keep us together at times.

or maybe we are all as mad as a box of frogs

busy day here , so haven't baked anything , ran ,walked, then remembered I had a meeting tonight ,so that was good .
centre is making progress, applied for a few grants and we seam to be on track.

happy days

nursemaggie

That's good Burtha

monnagran

That's OK burtha. Dont worry about the baking. I made bread, ginger cookies and cheese scones so we're covered on the baking front. You just look after the running, walking, working out, getting sweaty and out of breath, I'll take care of the baking.

See everyone? It makes life so much more comfortable to find an alter ego who loves to do the things you hate. Someone who fills in the gaps in your own character.
I think that burtha and I have it licked.
She rushes about madly, working her body and getting things done.
I lie around, resting and drinking coffee.

Works for me.

I have heard that Scottish Pasties are a sensation up north.
The ingredients are a mystery but seem to be a curious grey colour.