The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

ivyleaf

Oh joy, Hester At least you know it's not because he's cold.

mardatha

Just be thankful Hester that you didn't have to listen to a deep passionate in-depth resume of the evils of the Tory party and then the entire history of the Irish Famine. Which I already know, since I'm half Irish. :rotfl::rotfl:

Hard_Up_Hester

All I get is boats, boats and more boats, I really don't need a lecture on boats as I live on one!!

[Deleted User]

I think it's that time of year as HWKs favourite topic of conversation at the moment is the number of bolts missing from the new greenhouse kit and where he can get some replacements which is not exactly 'gripping stiff' to listen to on a regular basis!

candygirl

Hard_Up_Hester wrote: »

All I get is boats, boats and more boats, I really don't need a lecture on boats as I live on one!!

Hahaha you crack me up HESTER.If you lived with me, it'd be dogs , n more dogs :rotfl:

Hard_Up_Hester

Oh and it's all my fault that my house buyers solicitors are rubbish, my solicitor and my estate agent are both chasing them regularly but I should be doing MORE, He wanted the sale completed by 31st Jan. I couldn't have done that as I'm not emptying HIS SHED, until tomorrow.
Also there is nothing wrong with my hearing, I'm just not paying attention, ,and I mumble which is why he can't hear me.
God give me strength!!!

candygirl

Hard_Up_Hester wrote: »

Oh and it's all my fault that my house buyers solicitors are rubbish, my solicitor and my estate agent are both chasing them regularly but I should be doing MORE, He wanted the sale completed by 31st Jan. I couldn't have done that as I'm not emptying HIS SHED, until tomorrow.
Also there is nothing wrong with my hearing, I'm just not paying attention, ,and I mumble which is why he can't hear me.
God give me strength!!!

It must be so hard, in such close quarters :(My ex was a proper Victor Meldrew n it did my head in :rotfl:

Nargleblast

Hester, it must be so marvellous to be so perfect in every way,you really should ask him to give you some lessons!

MadamMim2013

Bless you Hester you have a bucket load more patience than I do..
I’m afraid he’d have been be put in HIS shed to stay for a while or he would have ended up in the water after a quick foot up the butt.. :rotfl:
I am so not surprised that I have stayed single for the last 5 years!!

greenbee

Hard_Up_Hester wrote: »

Oh and it's all my fault that my house buyers solicitors are rubbish, my solicitor and my estate agent are both chasing them regularly but I should be doing MORE, He wanted the sale completed by 31st Jan. I couldn't have done that as I'm not emptying HIS SHED, until tomorrow.
Also there is nothing wrong with my hearing, I'm just not paying attention, ,and I mumble which is why he can't hear me.
God give me strength!!!

Can he swim? :cool::D