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Have You Thought About A SECRET DNA Test ??

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  • annandale
    annandale Posts: 1,451 Forumite
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    A secret DAN test!!!!

    !!!!!! is a DAN test?

    Lmfao.

    I'd give this trolling up as a very bad job before you make a bigger fool of yourself than you already have to date
  • cbrown372
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    Hi

    Many thanks for sharing your opinions which I agree with. However, I trust you have completely misunderstood the nature of this thread. We are debating the fact where the usually the husband or parent believes the child is his in a bilogical manner but has his doubts and conducts a secret DAN test.

    Anyway, thanks for your opinion.

    :)

    I think you misunderstand the word debating, you give your opinion, fact, and everyone elses opinion is wrong!

    ps what is a DAN test? :T
    Its not that we have more patience as we grow older, its just that we're too tired to care about all the pointless drama ;)
  • annandale
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    A test to see if the dad is called Daniel?

    Honestly. You really make yourself look like a goon when pompously lecturing people and you call a DNA test a DAN test
  • LilElvis
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    cbrown372 wrote: »
    I think you misunderstand the word debating, you give your opinion, fact, and everyone elses opinion is wrong!

    ps what is a DAN test? :T

    He wouldn't last 5 minutes in Discussion Time.

    We're far more friendly here :rotfl:
  • annandale
    annandale Posts: 1,451 Forumite
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    The OP is also a respected poster

    Fact
  • Pollycat
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    edited 21 January 2017 at 9:52AM
    Hi

    Many thanks for sharing your opinions which I agree with. However, I trust you have completely misunderstood the nature of this thread. We are debating the fact where the usually the husband or parent believes the child is his in a bilogical manner but has his doubts and conducts a secret DAN test

    Hi
    Can I just check if 'bilogical' (sic) really should read 'biological'?
  • KateBob
    KateBob Posts: 1,789 Forumite
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    annandale wrote: »
    A secret DAN test!!!!

    !!!!!! is a DAN test?

    Lmfao.

    I'd give this trolling up as a very bad job before you make a bigger fool of yourself than you already have to date

    It's the test you take when trying to figure out if you've got Dan Stevens, Danny John Jules or Daniel Radcliffe!


    (It's not an exhaustive list but they were the first 3 Dans to pop in my head)
    Kate short for Bob.

    Alphabet thread High Priestess of all things unsavoury

    Tesla was a genius.
  • annandale
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    Oooooh, didn't Jeremy cheat on Steph around ten times when they were together? That's why they broke up, because he repeatedly cheated on her.

    Still, that DAN test will soon tell the world if Jeremy is the daddy.

    Maybe he'll change his name to Dan if the baby is his, after the test
  • Pollycat
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    who is the daddy???
    Does anyone care?
    Really?
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