Can we ignore the same old questions please?

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Actually you should attend my seminar - it's a snip at £129.99 for the day. You'll need to find your own way to the venue and pay for your own accommodation, details will be emailed to the wrong address 3 hours after it starts.

Before you go, you'll need to read my book, available on Amazon, here.

Pincher

I have this really daring venture just waiting for the kind of investor who ticks NONE to "Ethical considerations".

We will start a doomsday cult, based on the climate change threat.

Instead of Allah, we have Gaia. We raze across the planet, beheading infidels who breed too much, consume too much and pollute too much. Eventually, the followers of Gaia are victorious, and we own the planet.

Think of the East India company crossed with the Vatican.
And Pope Pincher, of course.