Here we can all be heard for a little while. Part 2

calleyw

I would like to thank everyone for there kind words about my wedding photo.

No I am not scottish, I am southern. The hat was from C & A and dress was a monsoon ball gown and the jacket from a department store.

My flowers are fake and I still have them in the wardrobe. but the ivy is real, I went out looking for at about midnight the night before the wedding to steal it off of someones wall :rotfl:

when I was little I was bright blonde.

Code and GG take it easy. Its horrible when you are in pain you can never seem to get to sleep. Which always makes things seem a million times worse.

take care hugs, squishes and handshakes all round. I will be in the fort slightly squiffy from two bottles of hooch with a a bag of prawn crackers from lidl to share :rotfl:

yours

Calley

Georgiegirl256

Lol the Saturday Night Takeaway sofa is in our town! Am watching it on catch up and seeing if there's anyone I recognise!

My flowers were fake too Calley! Red roses with diamontes in the middle of each rose. At first my Mam wasn't happy that I wasn't getting fresh flowers but soon came round to my way of thinking when she saw how life like they actually are.

codemonkey

My flowers were also fake. I have hayfever and didn't want to sneeze through the ceremony. We also had wooden roses on the tables.

mellymoo74

Sorry all been hibernating today.

Calley you look beautiful, the dress and flowers are lovely and your husband looks strong so I get why seeing him now would be hard.

WaS I want a haggis

WW scans quick thankfully is it worth speaking to gp again?

Everyone else - hello

whitewing

DH's work won't let him have the time off to come with me for the scan even though they know what it is for i.e. he didn't just try and book holiday.

Pyxis

codemonkey wrote: »

Came across this through the week. Makes for interesting reading.

Uterine derangement? :rotfl: Mind you, I expect a few people on here could say that their uterus has gone mad! :rotfl:

Masturbation features a lot. As do female hormonal/emotional things, but then we knew that, didn't we? Hysteria coming from the Greek word for womb and all that.

Ill treatment by husband gets the wife banged up? Or maybe it was for her protection? Seems fairer to bang up the husband!

Asthma? :eek:

Politics. Hmm. They had the right idea there, then! :rotfl:

Novel reading! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Excitement as Officer? Wonder what that is?

Suppressed masturbation. Seems you're damned if you do and damned if you don't!

Yes, Elsien, I thought that including the Salvation Army was a bit harsh. :cool: Although religion does feature a couple of other times!

Flybaby

Calley - I concur with the others, you two look lovely in the photo.


Polly - dead jealous of your Norton days!!!! Would you consider getting another now?


WaS - Hamish made me smile


WW - sorry you are having a rough time.


Faerie - hope you had a nice Saturday evening with your friend


sigh.........hubby has now decided to join in on the healthy eating and has lost almost a stone in a month, whereas I have lost and re-gained 5 pounds......... so I gave up a bitlast night and inhaled a kebab. Giving myself a firm talking to and about to remove the washing from the treadmill and actually use it for it's intended purpose in an attempt to make up for last nights kebab inhalation!

pollyanna_26

Quick pop in .
Sending a gentle hug to WW . Is there anyone else who could go with you ?
Pyxis You're an early riser for a sunday .
Fly Never in a million years ! Traffic is a whole different ballgame now . I cringe watching how bikers take their lives in their hands . In fact we have had three fatalities over the the last few years amongst people we knew .
I woke up this morning freezing - boiler not working . Luckily it's a regular not a combi so I have a full tank of hot water . I have to work out how to ration the water . Glad I have a lot of chunky jumpers .
polly

Pyxis

pollyanna_26 wrote: »

Quick pop in .
Sending a gentle hug to WW . Is there anyone else who could go with you ?
Pyxis You're an early riser for a sunday .
Fly Never in a million years ! Traffic is a whole different ballgame now . I cringe watching how bikers take their lives in their hands . In fact we have had three fatalities over the the last few years amongst people we knew .
I woke up this morning freezing - boiler not working . Luckily it's a regular not a combi so I have a full tank of hot water . I have to work out how to ration the water . Glad I have a lot of chunky jumpers .
polly

Hahaha! I wake early every day! I'd already been awake a couple of hours when I posted that! I really like waking early; it's peaceful, and I feel I get full use of the day, especially in the summer.

elsien

I was planning to take Gitdog to a new dog walking group today to expand his horizons and try to teach him to not be such a plonker in new places. As people worry about bull terriers, especially those with smaller dogs, I explained on the Faceache page what a happy friendly chap he is and that he just needs a bit of help teaching him to be calm.
So far there has been a deafening silence from the group involved.:rotfl: We may turn up anyway and see if they've got the front to try to send us away face to face. On a purely educational basis, obviously.