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Things you dont say to a woman?
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I thought i would be helpful for once and help out the singletons who post about online dating here by getting everyone to share things you dont say to a woman! I cant share my secrets on things to say to a woman, as a true master never reveals his secrets 
Earlier today i was shopping with wifey for a new dress she needs for our friends wedding. She came out of the dressing room in the dress and asked me how she looked and i told her she looked cheap
the despair stare she gave me was frightening! Since then she's been having little digs asking if i think she always looks cheap. What i meant to say was the dress looked cheap!!
So yeah... Dont say to a woman she looks cheap
Earlier today i was shopping with wifey for a new dress she needs for our friends wedding. She came out of the dressing room in the dress and asked me how she looked and i told her she looked cheap
the despair stare she gave me was frightening! Since then she's been having little digs asking if i think she always looks cheap. What i meant to say was the dress looked cheap!!So yeah... Dont say to a woman she looks cheap
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'Is your husband called Spinkz'0
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Dolly Parton once said "it costs a lot of money to look this cheap" :rotfl:left the forum due to trolling/other nonsense
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Dont "oink" when your woman is standing in front of you in her bra and pants.This is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com0
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The answer to the question 'does my bum look big in this' is NOT 'hang on, let me just move back so I can get it all in my field of view'2.22kWp Solar PV system installed Oct 2010, Fronius IG20 Inverter, south facing (-5 deg), 30 degree pitch, no shadingEverything will be alright in the end so, if it’s not yet alright, it means it’s not yet the endMFW #4 OPs: 2018 £866.89, 2019 £1322.33, 2020 £1337.07
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Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur0 -
No. 1 rule, never ever ever say 'Are you pregnant' - not even if someone looks like they're 9 months in. Ask if they have any news, if there's anything big in the offing etc etc. But never ever ask if they're pregnant.0
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Put my new dress on for a wedding last Saturday and asked my husband if it made my hips look big....his answer...."it would make anyone's hips look big!" He's nothing if not honest, but I prefer that!0
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When asked if a dress makes her bum look big, it's probably best not to reply "No, it's the chips, cakes and chocolate that does that!":dance:We're gonna be alright, dancin' on a Saturday night:dance:0
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"You're not that fat" - this was actually said to me once 0
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It's not water retention, it's cake retention...
Doesn't go down well. (Thats another one!)0 -
CAPTAINBLONDECHICK wrote: »"You're not that fat" - this was actually said to me once
At least they were honest. Or where they? 0
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