The Splendiforous Transylvanian September NSD Challenge!

jodles16

NSD 1/20, technically I did spend but it was for work and will get it back with expenses so not letting that ruin my first day!heehee.

Jodles

marmiterulesok

jodles16 wrote: »

NSD 1/20, technically I did spend but it was for work and will get it back with expenses so not letting that ruin my first day!heehee.

Jodles

That's the spirit jodles16!

DeafLeopard wrote: »

I'll try that actually,thank you
maybe i can try & move it into my savings at the end of the month

Every little helps! marmite runs from the room whilst being pelted with stale pilchard mini quiches...

Nargleblast wrote: »

No need, marmite, Bert Scroggins' s sister Bertha (Hair Stylist to The Stars, Permed Mullets a Speciality) has offered to trim Chef's moustache before we go.

I am a little worried about the voles, though. There are too many of them, we need to find homes for them. Tell Helga she can keep two voles only, and to make sure they are neutered. And if they come home reeking of booze and covered in tattoos, they will be grounded for a month.

Haven't you seen the voles recently?There's not a square millimetre left to tattoo!
Igor,go and speak to Helga,and tell her the bad news about the voles.
What do you mean,you're scared of her?
Cheffie,could you go and speak to Helga?
Thank you.At last someone with a bit of backbone....

Minutes pass,and suddenly there is a great screeching and howling and we see Cheffie race for cover as he is clobbered with a frying pan by a very angry looking Helga.What's more,he is being taunted most cruelly by a bunch of outraged,gum chewing voles.....

Igor,would you like to go and tell Nargle that Helga and the voles refuse to listen to her demands?

I am going to lie down.I feel a headache coming on.....

Gem-gem

Hi.
Can you put me down for 15 NSD for this month. Hoping to smash the total.
NSD number 1 bagged today. Woo Hoo!

Nargleblast

Now, Igor, you are clear about the plan? If we shave off Helga' s beard, the voles will have nowhere to sleep so will leave home.

Ok, so here we have Helga, fast asleep after that crate of Fartinge Bishoppe ale laced with marmite's valium ( stop whinging, marmite, it's all in a good cause)......plenty of soap.....thank goodness the voles are out romping in the garden........lather it on, Igor.....Now the cut throat razor.....steady on there.....now wash it all off.....there! Helga is now clean shaven and actually looks female......the voles are going to have such a shock heeheeeheee!

stripeyjumpergirl

NSD 2 for me today

Nargleblast

And here is NSD number 1 to start the month!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Now, Igor, you are clear about the plan? If we shave off Helga' s beard, the voles will have nowhere to sleep so will leave home.

Ok, so here we have Helga, fast asleep after that crate of Fartinge Bishoppe ale laced with marmite's valium ( stop whinging, marmite, it's all in a good cause)......plenty of soap.....thank goodness the voles are out romping in the garden........lather it on, Igor.....Now the cut throat razor.....steady on there.....now wash it all off.....there! Helga is now clean shaven and actually looks female......the voles are going to have such a shock heeheeeheee!

Crafty,very crafty....

Wait a minute,here comes Helga,happy as Larry,fully bearded.....

What has gone wrong?Helga has an identical twin named Olga,who is also a vole fancier?You could have told us Igor....Oh,I see,you're scared of Olga too?

That really takes the biscuit.

Oh thanks Mrs Doyle.Tea and biscuits.Lovely.

marmiterulesok

#1 done and dusted for me today. :j

Well done stripey and Nargle for bagging one. :beer:

jodles16

Woohoo thats number 2/20 today! Feels like a great start to the month and have already got ahead with present buying whilst it was the major birthday month so less presents to buy this month...is it time to start the Cword shopping?!

Jodles

marmiterulesok

Now people,I am in search of a kindly volunteer: I am off on my holibobs from the 5th to the 21st September.
Up to the 14th I won't have internet access,then afterwards I might manage once but not sure...
Is it possible for someone to do an update round about the 13th then the 20th or 21st,so that I don't have to wade through pages of posts?
It would be a great help.

The kind person will receive extra portions of last's year's prize winning sprouts curry (stored in several antique chamber pots behind Igor's corn plaster hoard next to the leaky pipes in the basement).
So,who's game?