The Splendiforous Transylvanian September NSD Challenge!

Nargleblast

Aaaargh! Won't hit target after all! Bought garlic bulbs for planting out so we will have home grown garlic next year. Also when buying a free kindle book I noticed a book of gluten free bread recipes, so I thought s*d the NSD, for the sake of 99pence I could save loads on GF bread by making my own.

Tomorrow should be a NSD, all being well, then spending will take place on a major scale on account of my lords and masters paying me for another month of serfdom.

Igor, leave Hubert alone. Oh, you think he might entice the Transylvanian Suicide Mountain Yak to come closer, do you, on account of him being a bloke donkey and the lady yak being a bit short sighted?

Even a blind mountain yak on a flying horse couldn't miss the pink sparkly frock and stilettos, so forget it. If the Transylvanian Suicide Mountain Yak will not come to Igor's bucket, then Igor's bucket will have to go....if you start now you might get there by nightfall, just in time because we will be expecting milk for our bedtime cocoa.

Nargleblast

I know when I said s*d the NSD that that is not the attitude of a good NSD gang member, but my NSD hopes were already screwed by OH wanting to go into garlic production. That is the last time I am letting him watch Gardeners World.

donna_dynamo

:jNSD 15 today. so excited I'm at target for the first time in ages. Hoping for another 3 Nsds.

Knit_Witch

Joy, joy, happy, happy! I hit number 25 today (and for some reason MSE won't let me type anything so it is all a copy and paste thing!)

scotmumof3

** scotmum rushes in with a huge smile and trips over that stupid donkeys feet :mad: **
I have missed you all soooo much My laptop died and I had to save up for a new one. Got it yesterday :j:j I have been good **mostly * I will have to go through all of your posts and catch up . I know it's a bit late to join in this month marmite so I will just live vicariously through you lot til October starts. Can't wait to read what you have all been up to

marmiterulesok

scotmumof3 wrote: »

** scotmum rushes in with a huge smile and trips over that stupid donkeys feet :mad: **
I have missed you all soooo much My laptop died and I had to save up for a new one. Got it yesterday :j:j I have been good **mostly * I will have to go through all of your posts and catch up . I know it's a bit late to join in this month marmite so I will just live vicariously through you lot til October starts. Can't wait to read what you have all been up to

scotmum woohoo! :j

Oh,we've missed you.I wondered if Igor's cooking had finally got the better of you....phew,mightily relieved so I am.

There are still 4 days left if you change your mind about joining?

Don't be shy now.You could still win a lovely prize....

Yes Mrs Doyle,I'm sure that scotmumwould love a big plate of egg sarnies and a nice cup of tea.

There!Now have a seat and I'll be mother.....

PS Everyone!scotmum's back!!

Somebody is going to have to bunk down with Hubert,so scotmum can get his bed.

Volunteers?

scotmumof3

Ok marmite put me down for 4 NSDs. Why not I do love a challenge Ah the wonderful Mrs Doyle is still with us I have sooo missed her egg sarnies I can't believe I missed Transylvania I'd really love to go there Could someone please send the tardis to pick me up. I will be the one in the bat skin jimmy chews and luxurious silk cape. How does one rid oneself of cobwebs in the hair :eek:

marmiterulesok

Tardis on the way scotmum!

Oh,before you leave,could you just grab a few essentials?

Igor needs his spare emergency chest wig and silky soft plumping bb sexy knee cream.

Hubert would like a larger size of spanx.....too many plates of pink lumpy custard if you ask me....'rolls eyes'

The voles (have you had the pleasure of meeting Helga's beard dwelling voles?).
Yes,the voles would like some itching powder and some rotten eggs....strange request.

Cheffie would like his no. 8 rubber ducky.

Mrs Doyle desperately needs more tea bags.We're down to the last 1500!!!!!!

Me...more valium please and a large [STRIKE]bottle[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] crate of gin.

Thanks.

Just send the bill to Martin Lewis. :rotfl:

Oh and scotmum if you have a target of 1,2,3 then 4 nsds,you'll get four prizes!
You like,yes?

marmiterulesok

Bad news btw scotmum.

No-one is willing to bunk down with Hubert,which means that,hhhhhmmmmm,'clears throat',you will have to erm,share with erm,him.

'rushes out,slamming phone down at same time'

scotmumof3

Share with Hubert :eek: I know Transylvania is supposed to be scary but come on marmite you will turn my hair white overnight Unfortunately I have had the pleasure of Helgas voles ... not a thing you want to wake up to every day:eek:
I do like the sound of those there prizes though