'The 'Anyone For Tennis' July NSD Gang Go Camping on Wimbledon Common Challenge'

Nargleblast

Oh no! I have just taken a sip of the elderflower quadruple x beer - and it is elderflower fizzy pop. Which means....

Igor! Don't give the band those crates of drink - those ones contain the beer! Oh-oh too late......And the lead singer has got that spaced-out look in his eyes.....I don't believe it! They have dragged Hubert and Chef on the stage and are singing their cover version of My Lovely Horse.......

Better go and see what mayhem is occurring round by the chocolate fountain, I hear Helga has mislaid a couple of voles.....

marmiterulesok

Oh my gawd,the Good Ole Boys are now doing the rap version of My Lovely Donkey...Mrs Doyle,cover your ears!!!

And Helga,why are the voles diving into the chocolate fountain?You promised that they would be on their best behaviour!

Igor,get over here now!This is what happens when you forget to put on your extra lucky unmentionables.What do you mean,they shrunk in the wash.You're for the high jump mister.

marmite stomps off in a fury and promptly trips over Knit Witch's train and falls headfirst into the chocolate fountain.....

Oh dear,oh dear.....

marmiterulesok

No,no,no,here come the 'Booger Off' journos and here's me knee deep in melted chocolate,surrounded by cackling voles.Not my finest hour.Would anyone like to divert the boys and their eagle eyed cameraman towards the alcohol?Perhaps we can get them so sloshed that the evening will be a blur.
Helga,no,who told Helga to talk to them?Not her please!

Disaster,again....

marmite sinks below the chocolate surface,using a straw as a snorkel and resolves to stay there for the duration.

Nargleblast

Yes, all the readers of Booger Off magazine will be delighted to see what a splendid job we have done in restoring this gracious old mansion...And please do take a photograph of me in my faux leopard harem pants....Yes, the music is rather eclectic is it not?

(knitwitch - put Thomas the Tank Engine away, you don't want anyone else falling over your train......

Ah, yes, over by the chocolate fountain! You will get some fabulous shots there, your readers will be so thrilled.....

marmiterulesok

Splutters can be heard from within the chocolate lake,just as the voles gracefully start their synchronised swimming routine.

Gem-gem

NSD number 20.

I've hit my second target - yay.

Nargleblast

.....And there you see knitwitch in her little black dress with the red and gold chilli pepper motif....And look, here's marmite who this year has gone for head to toe chocolate....the voles are this season's latest accessory, but not exactly worn THERE.....

Nargleblast

Gemgem go and ask Mrs Doyle to run a hot bath, will you, marmite is in a bit of a state...Yes, Yes, you can park your NSD in the Cauldron of Doom first, but hurry up before the chocolate sets....

marmiterulesok

Gem-gem wrote: »

NSD number 20.

I've hit my second target - yay.

So you have Gem-gem,I knew you could! :j:j:j
Enjoy your prize.

marmiterulesok

'big sigh'

I suppose it couldn't get any worse.