'The 'Anyone For Tennis' July NSD Gang Go Camping on Wimbledon Common Challenge'

Nargleblast

And finally......NSD number 18 comes romping home!

Hmm, I hear the band in the distance rehearsing, sounds good.....but where have I heard that distinctive chamber-orchestra-meets-thrash-metal sound? The Nargle antennae are twitching....something is not quite right.....

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Matches your eyes, sweetie......

Miaw!

Nargleblast wrote: »

Hmm, I hear the band in the distance rehearsing, sounds good.....but where have I heard that distinctive chamber-orchestra-meets-thrash-metal sound? The Nargle antennae are twitching....something is not quite right.....

Gawd,they do sound a bit like....no....The Good Ole Boys??????....I thought that they were doing time in Berlin!

marmiterulesok

PS well done Nargle on reaching target! :j:j:j

Nargleblast

The Good Ole Boys??? Noooooooooooooo!
(Runs off screaming then collapses in a gibbering heap, gasping "brandy..quick!")

marmiterulesok

Disaster looms.
I knew it,I knew it,I knew it........ nothing ever goes right here.Are we cursed?
Quickly Igor,get your nurse's pinny on and your thermometer over here pronto.Nargle is having a severe panic attack.Never mind about your fob watch!!!

Yes,you get the paper bag,I'll get the brandy....

Cheffie,what do you mean there's no brandy!!!!!!

Ok,what do we have?Rhubarb gin?Get it over here,now.

Mmmm,it's not too bad actually.I'll have another please!

What?Oh right,a wee nip for Nargle of course...

Nargleblast

Oh marmite, what are we going to do? Our lovely, lovely Summer Ball....the dresses, the cocktails, our photos in Booger Off magazine......someone caused this. Who was it found the band? Whoever it was will pay dearly.....our reputation will be in shreds.......

Nargleblast

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Disaster looms.
I knew it,I knew it,I knew it........ nothing ever goes right here.Are we cursed?
Quickly Igor,get your nurse's pinny on and your thermometer over here pronto.Nargle is having a severe panic attack.Never mind about your fob watch!!!

Yes,you get the paper bag,I'll get the brandy....

Cheffie,what do you mean there's no brandy!!!!!!

Ok,what do we have?Rhubarb gin?Get it over here,now.

Mmmm,it's not too bad actually.I'll have another please!

What?Oh right,a wee nip for Nargle of course...

Oi! Mind where you are sticking that thermometer, that's what they do at the vets....

marmiterulesok

Big Trudie (Igor's other sister,the florist)?She's been giving me filthy looks all week,because I told her dandelion and seaweed did not make a floral bouquet.

We could always make them play blindfolded.That'll keep them out of mischief?

Just have karaoke with Cheffie doing his tired ABBA routine.....

You're right,it's ruined.....

Cheffie,just hand me the bottle,thanks.

Nargleblast

Now, marmite, let us be sensible and rational about this. Thanks to some idiot our Summer Ball musicians are none other than the scandalous Good Ole Boys. And if history repeats itself they'll ensure our classy, refined event turns into a bunfight, and we'll have to have yet another whip round for money to bail ourselves out of chokey.

So, we need to find the miscreant who saw the poster in that shop window and persuaded us all to hire TGOB.
Think, who on earth was it? I tell you, when I catch that person.....

Igor! Where are you sneaking off to like a sneaky thing?

marmiterulesok

He's nipped off to clean his thermometre,apparently.

But,could he know something I wonder?

Quick,let's send the Narglehounds after him!