'The 'Anyone For Tennis' July NSD Gang Go Camping on Wimbledon Common Challenge'

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Good morning fellow nsders!



Yes,the weekend is here! :j

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And finally,after much speculation,the 'Z list' celebrity wedding of the year is here.

Igor and Tatty celebrate their lurve and become man and wife!



Tatty is already being made up by her devoted SIL to be Big Trudie,and should be looking presentable in a few [STRIKE]hours[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] days,Hubert is being squeezed into his spanx with Cheffie's help at this very minute,sadly causing him to aggravate his hernia and Igor is having a panic attack because he can't find his special wedding unmentionables,knitted by the wondrous Knit Witch in the Igor family colours of puce and puce.
Helga has trained her beard-dwelling voles to sing The Wedding March in harmony,accompanied by The Good Ole Boys on drums and flute.

The wedding will be covered exclusively by 'Booger Off' magazine (as 'Hello' have mysteriously backed out at the last minute) and 'The Ferret Fancier's Gazette',and,as a special nod to Tatty's profession,the 'Shot Putt is Fun' scribbler will also be in attendance.

Now,I must rush off and get made up by Big Trudie....
All right Mrs D.,calm down,calm down.You can go first.

marmiterulesok

Oops,almost forgot...I suppose an update wouldn't go amiss,especially since I don't think I've done one for a few days.

The cauldron is feeling a bit peckish.

Nargleblast

What is Chef doing with the giant porridge spoon, anybody? Ah, shoehorning Hubert into his control pants......think I'll give the porridge a miss, thanks, Chef.

And when Helga and Tatty move their carcasses out of the upper floor bathroom, some of us might be able to get a wash and start our beautification rituals. Honestly, how long does it takes these ladies to pluck their beards?

Somebody scrape Igor off the floor, please, and give him a stiff turnip brandy, he's a gibbering wreck. No, Mrs Doyle, one of your extra strong cups of tea won't help. No, it won't. No, I promise you, it really won't.
MRS DOYLE! Do you really want me to tell you where to stick that cup of tea??? Ah, the photographers from Booger Off magazine are here, perhaps they would like a nice cuppa?

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Munchin wrote: »

Hi all

I'm back at work so no opportunity to spend any money - 2 more NSDs to add to my total so I'm at target - 10/10 NSDs. Could I please increase my total to 15 please .

Munchin,you're the first nsder to reach target!

Well done! :j :beer::money:

The Only Girl well done too,you also have reached 1st target! :j:j:j

jodles16 wrote: »

Woops, its been a week since I last popped in!

Honestly jodles16 you're missing all the fun.
Well done anyway! :j

marmiterulesok

Rats,those blinking reporters have already started on the elderflower and essence of stoat champagne.....

And who forgot to strap Hubert into his nappy before the Herculean task of heaving him into his 18 hr donkey girdle?
And,what do you mean scotmum there's no loo roll left!!! :eek::eek:

Smelling salts,brandy,paper bag over here stat....

marmiterulesok

A quick adding up of the nsds shows that we have a massive total of 172 nsds in all,giving us a super average of

6.8 nsds each!!!

Can you get an nsd today?Don't disappoint please.

Nargleblast

Will try to get a NSD, have no plans to spend, and it is my DS' s 17th birthday today - already have steak for tonight and a humunguous chocolate cake so no reason to spend. Now if I can con OH into going out and buying some French fries, we have onion rings already, and plenty of home grown lettuce to make a salad garnish. And a bottle of wine to celebrate.

Nargleblast

Morning coffee for everybody, please, Mrs Doyle. And some of those nibbly macaroon things. Got to keep the troops fed and watered as they prepare for the nuptials later today!
Love scotmum's very Highland-inspired outfit, are you sure no haggises were slaughtered in the making of those boots?

Calm down, Igor, have another turnip brandy, and go easy on the chillis.

The Booger Off photographers are arguing with the ones from Ferret Fancier magazine (slogan - we match you with the ferret of your dreams) about the shots of Tatty in her corset - Down! Igor! You know you are not supposed to see the bride before the ceremony! Go and listen to the Good Ole Boys warming up, it will soon by time for lunch and there will be two servings, the bride's party upstairs and groom's mob in the kitchen. I shall, of course, attend both lunches to make sure everything is in order.

marmiterulesok

Happy Birthday to your DS!

Here's a lovely cake that Mrs Doyle threw together.Enjoy!



Please excuse the irregular chocolate ganache spreading.It actually shows considerable skill,as Cheffie dropped a cannonball on her foot just as she was finishing it off.

Cheffie,what are you doing with a cannon ball?