'The 'Anyone For Tennis' July NSD Gang Go Camping on Wimbledon Common Challenge'

Nargleblast

Alternatively, marmite, give them your room and you move into the piggery. I am sure the pigs won't mind.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

There is, of course, the old piggery. Bert Scroggins knows "a man who does" who can do a barn conversion job on it in just a few days. You won't mind sharing your room with the newlyweds for a few days, just while the renovations are going on, will you, marmite?

Oh,the cheek!
I'd rather share with Hubert,thank you very much.
I think that Igor gets by on very little sleep tbh.
Not so great when he falls into a porridge pan of a morning during the stirring.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Alternatively, marmite, give them your room and you move into the piggery. I am sure the pigs won't mind.

A much better idea.Deal.

Nargleblast

Never mind Hello magazine, they are so yesterday! Instead, we could get the Yorkshire gossip mag Aye Oop, or the North Eastern Why Aye Man to cover the event. And then of course Bert knows the editor of the Home Counties scandal rag Wotcher C o c k. Spoilt for choice, we are!

Nargleblast

And if you move into the piggery, the conversion could be a five page spread in the magazine - with you and your lime green jackboots as the centrefold - marmite, we are going to make you a star!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Never mind Hello magazine, they are so yesterday! Instead, we could get the Yorkshire gossip mag Aye Oop, or the North Eastern Why Aye Man to cover the event. And then of course Bert knows the editor of the Home Counties scandal rag Wotcher C o c k. Spoilt for choice, we are!

Or even 'The Ferret Fancier's Gazette'.
Igor is a loyal member.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

And if you move into the piggery, the conversion could be a five page spread in the magazine - with you and your lime green jackboots as the centrefold - marmite, we are going to make you a star!

Centrefold - moi?!

Somehow I knew this day would come.My fifteen minutes of fame....

Ok,between now and the interview (2 days) I need to lose 10 pounds,have various body parts waxed and look [STRIKE]ten[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] fifteen years younger.

Big Trudie is also a beautician you say Nargle?And no charge as I'm part of the wedding party?
Sound too good to be true....
But I'm skint,so it's a deal.

Nargleblast

You know, once this wedding is over, we have the Ennessdee Towers Summer Ball at the end of the month, where we barbecue anything that once had a pulse and drink copious amounts of beetroot shandy to celebrate our NSDs. Then we will be into August, the traditional silly season for news. Cheffie and Mrs Doyle have suggested Ennessdee Towers launches its own newspaper in August to bring some high quality investigative journalism to the masses. Could be worth thinking about......never mind what we're discussing down here, Igor, get to sleep - you've got a wedding tomorrow, remember?

Nargleblast

Wedding outfits ready - check. Cars washed, polished, beribboned - check. Marquee and contents all secured - check. Bride and groom dispatched to their rooms with cocoa - check. Big Trudie and Bertha on standby for hair and make-up - check. All ready for a fabulous wedding tomorrow afternoon, eeh, I can't wait!

marmiterulesok

Yes Mrs Doyle,some tea would be lovely...tomorrow morning.

I'm heading off to bed,curlers in and cocoa in hand.

No Hubert,we're cutting the cake tomorrow.If you're hungry there's still some Wotsits left over.