'The 'Anyone For Tennis' July NSD Gang Go Camping on Wimbledon Common Challenge'

scotmumof3

marmiterulesok wrote: »

Ok,I admit that I was saddled with transporting the pilchard and horseradish mini quiches with a spicy fig and brown sauce coulis all wrapped up in paper,resulting in me being a bit pongy,but I would like to point out that it was Hubert who badgered Igor to make his fave dish (deep fried cabbage leaf and sprout medley with pickled eggs and curry sauce on the side),promptly scarfed seven of them and then had a mad dash to the loos.
I rest my case m'lud.

BTW scotmum I notice that you have developed a fondness for Cheffie's chocolate moose...you do know,I presume,that Igor and Cheffie believe that chocolate and Ex-lax are the same thing? :rotfl:
I wouldn't bring this up usually,but we've only got one loo roll to see us until Monday!!!! :eek::eek:

marmite creeps off stealthily,knowing that she's for the high jump...



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High jump indeed :mad: How could you keep that a secret from me
As for the pong a bit of fabreeeeze will clear that right up (No Hubert not for spraying up there :eek: )
NSD #14 in the cauldron for me today

marmiterulesok

No rehearsal dinner tonight?

A bit worrying.

Another nsd for me today,so that's #11 I believe.

Nargleblast

I heard both Igor and Tatty saying something about having an early night with a mug of cocoa, separately of course, we do things all proper here at Ennessdee Towers!

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

How did the wedding rehearsal go today? Are Igor and Tatty ready for the big day tomorrow? Everybody got their outfits ready? I see Knitwitch has put the knitted bunting up in the marquee, must have taken her ages to make it. The Good Ole Boys are setting up tonight so they have time to rehearse their set for the reception. Mrs Doyle is building a huge pyramid of about four hundred delicately iced cupcakes, and Chef has already installed the ginormous wedding cake on its stand. It all looks magnificent, just need to make sure the marquee is sealed off securely overnight as the reception isn't till tomorrow evening. I believe Tatty wanted a late afternoon wedding so her cousin Rigormortisa can get over from her home in the Black Mountains in time.

Oooh, I love a wedding, don't you?

Oops,was that some weird Freudian slip about rehearsal dinner,when I meant to say wedding rehearsal?

I hear that it did indeed take place and all went swimmingly....Igor looking very dapper in rehearsal short trousers,Cheffie dabbing his eyes (the old sentimental fool),Hubert - very pretty as flower girl and looking like no other flower girl I've ever seen,Tatty looked stunning (yes really.I think she used a stand in) and the vicar looked stunned.
If that's the rehearsal,what will tomorrow bring?

marmite whispers very furtively 'Is this wedding actually going to take place?'....

As for rehearsal dinner,if that really took place would anyone turn up on the day?
Who can we get to guard the wedding cake and dainty cupcakes?

scotmumof3 wrote: »

High jump indeed :mad: How could you keep that a secret from me
As for the pong a bit of fabreeeeze will clear that right up (No Hubert not for spraying up there :eek: )
NSD #14 in the cauldron for me today

I just assumed that you knew.

Got your outfit sorted Scotmum and Nargle?

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

I heard both Igor and Tatty saying something about having an early night with a mug of cocoa, separately of course, we do things all proper here at Ennessdee Towers!

I should hope so!

I'm amazed that cousin Rigormortisa is coming over.She's a well known hermit who hasn't smiled since 1979,so we'll get her to lead the conga line,shall we? :rotfl:

slowlyfading

NSD 11 for me today

marmiterulesok

We are not amused by such silliness.



I can't believe that the wedding day is already upon us,and there has been no major catastrophe causing it to be cancelled or delayed.

Phew,aren't we lucky.

Now,does anyone know where Igor and Tatty will live afterwards?

You're joking..... Ennessdee Towers is a tad cramped just now.Do we really have room for one more?

marmite turns a deathly white and starts mumbling under her breath.

Nargleblast

Still trying to decide between my lime green silk onesie with the matching lime green silk cardie, and the fabulous little ocelot print dress with tangerine platform boots. Whatever doesn't clash with the bride's outfit, I would hate to upstage Tatty at her own wedding!

Nargleblast

There is, of course, the old piggery. Bert Scroggins knows "a man who does" who can do a barn conversion job on it in just a few days. You won't mind sharing your room with the newlyweds for a few days, just while the renovations are going on, will you, marmite?

marmiterulesok

Wait a minute,we can't both wear lime green.I can't have anything clashing with my lime green jackboots and gloves combo,can I? :eek:

One bit of bad news.Apparently the Hello magazine front page wedding exclusive is off.They were thinking of another Igor and Tatty wedding apparently....
Strange indeed.
They are interested in interviewing Cheffie (a two page spread) however.
So Cheffie,try to lay off the cooking aquavit tomorrow and leave your boom boom at home please!