'The 'Anyone For Tennis' July NSD Gang Go Camping on Wimbledon Common Challenge'

marmiterulesok

The_Only_Girl wrote: »

Thanks marmite! The BP has gone down a bit and hopefully will return to normal after a good night's rest. It's probably a coincidence - nothing to do with the car issues but due to my erratic compliance to my medication. Bad patient that I am.

Igor just happens to be a keen,certified [STRIKE]idiot[/STRIKE][STRIKE][/STRIKE] first aider.
Maybe I should send him round tomorrow to make sure you take your medicine.... :rotfl:
Igor likes to do things by the book you see.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Party on, girls, you don't often get hen nights as good as this...The Good Ole Boys look fabulous in their cross dressing gear, even Hubert is amazed at the height of their stiletto heels, and the music is brilliant! Look at Mrs Doyle in her new hat boogie-ing away - mind that teapot Mrs D!

Oh hello, they're playing that Hot Chocolate number, You Sexy Thing....who's that?

Oh my giddy aunt! Somebody has only gone and hired a male stripper! Look out, Tatty!

Mrs Doyle,look away,now!

I must admit that Tatty really knows how the work the string vest dress look ....

marmiterulesok

If only Knit Witch were here.She does enjoy a good old knees up.

I suppose she's too busy getting all the wedding outfits ready....

Nargleblast

Too late, Mrs Doyle has seen what should never be seen, and will never be able to look a cream puff in the face again.

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Too late, Mrs Doyle has seen what should never be seen, and will never be able to look a cream puff in the face again.

Quick someone,a large brandy over here please!

Nargleblast

(Brandy en route for Mrs Doyle is swiftly intercepted by marmite and downed in one.)

Nargleblast

There, there, Mrs Doyle, breathe deeply and try not to think of that nasty man and his .......you know, I have seen his face before somewhere, well, the bit below the mask anyway....

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

(Brandy en route for Mrs Doyle is swiftly intercepted by marmite and downed in one.)

I also have been put off cream puffs for life....

Nargleblast wrote: »

There, there, Mrs Doyle, breathe deeply and try not to think of that nasty man and his .......you know, I have seen his face before somewhere, well, the bit below the mask anyway....

Could it really be..... Bert Scroggins?

Nargleblast

....disguised in his alter ego as Gorgeous Gunther, the Austrian Ski Instructor slathered in Orange fake tan.......

Hubert looks fascinated by his routine, methinks we have a potential stripping donkey amongst us......

Come away, Mrs Doyle, remember you are doing a vintage tea party for us all tomorrow night so you will need your sleep - two hundred rounds of egg sandwiches don't butter themselves, you know.

marmiterulesok

I'd forgotten about Gorgeous Gunther.A man of many talents,I see...

Now what are Tatty,Big Trudie and Helga up to over there in the corner?

Oh,karaoke.

As usual,Hubert is first up,strutting his stuff to 'I Feel Pretty',followed by Big Trudie and the classic 'Like A Virgin'.
Quick,where are the ear plugs!