The 'Gone Racing' Jolly June NSD Challenge at Royal Ascot

marmiterulesok

Ah,I shee that you could make it after all Nargle,hic!

kerri,what an exshellent idea,let's all get under the limbo pole.

Cheffie,be careful,you don't to aggravate your hernia....

Come on now The Only Girl,there's a drink waiting for you at the other side!

Where is shcotmumshe's mishing all the fun....

Nargleblast

Never mind the chocolate sprinkles, what about the pink custard???

I'll just stick to a tripe burger thank you!

Nargleblast

And if Cheffie' s going to start limbo-ing, tell him to put that axe down first.....Ah, so that's Igor's best beloved.....that is certainly one hell of a wart in a very awkward place, perhaps we could fix her up with a visit to Bertha' s Beauty Spot for some treatment?

marmiterulesok

Nargleblast wrote: »

Never mind the chocolate sprinkles, what about the pink custard???

I'll just stick to a tripe burger thank you!

Uh oh,here comes trouble....

Tattywotsit made the pink custard.It's a old family recipe,handed down for generations of generations.They also use old chamber pots for food storage apparently.

Another reason that Tatty and Igor clicked,I suppose.

I don't know Tatty very well,but I'd hazard a guess that she doesn't take criticism very well.

If you're feeling peckish,would you like my tripeburger too?
That sprig of parsley really filled me up.

BTW kerri I'm sure you'll look lovely in your Columbo Rocky Doodah outfit.

marmiterulesok

Are you sure that's a wart...isn't that where her nose should be?

As you all may have heard,there was a Swedish Royal Wedding today...Cheffie was very miffed not to get an invitation,especially as his BIL's second cousin once removed has bought his Swedish meatballs from the same butcher for the last twenty years.Said butcher lives a ten minute walk away from the plumber's shop who only happen to service all royal Swedish drains and plumbing problems in general.

So you can see why he's a bit upset.
Can someone wrestle that axe off of him please....

Come on now Cheffie,let's get the fennel and lime aquavit out.I'm sure the invite will turn up...

Nargleblast

Tripe burger, anyone? Before Cheffie throws teddy out of the pram and hacks all the food into thousands of little pieces....come on, Cheffie, who cares about a stupid Swedish royal wedding when you have a grander occasion next month? Hasn't Igor asked you yet? He wants you to be his best man! Yes, really....And you get to wear a fancy suit and make a speech and everything....

Right, if kerri gets to the front she can start off the traditional conga.....

kerri_gt

Nargleblast wrote: »

Tripe burger, anyone? Before Cheffie throws teddy out of the pram and hacks all the food into thousands of little pieces....come on, Cheffie, who cares about a stupid Swedish royal wedding when you have a grander occasion next month? Hasn't Igor asked you yet? He wants you to be his best man! Yes, really....And you get to wear a fancy suit and make a speech and everything....

Right, if kerri gets to the front she can start off the traditional conga.....

Whooo, right everyone behind me and off we go...my...you are a wobbly conga lot, just how much have you all be drunking? :rotfl: :eek:

Hmmm, so that's my outfit for the races more or less sorted, a skirt to cover the hotpants you say Nargle? Well i guess that gold lurex one in the corner of the Tardis wardrobe should do it..oh...that's a bandeau top? well HOW was i supposed to know :rotfl:

Oh, btw no NSD here....i ordered some towels from Ahooooca, but i did get 3 hand towels, 3 bath towels and 2 bath sheets for £58, supposedly £148 at full price so not too upset at that.

cheexy

Yesterday was NSD 8/15

scotmumof3

Oh no did I miss all the fun Who got lifted this time Are there any stoat kebabs left ? Did kerri behave herself on her pole ? Was marmite pickled ? Oh so many questions I was at a work do last night and all I got was £20 lighter with a very suspect sweet chilli noodles which left me feeling very sick Wish I had been with you guys. Hoping for a NSD today

gothrockchic1

Remember that NSD 8 was a work in progress? NSD 8 Achieved!

Today will be a spend your day see you tomorrow!