The 'Gone Racing' Jolly June NSD Challenge at Royal Ascot

donna_dynamo

NSD 4 today. Just done an inventory on the freezer. Just a few more jobs to do.

slowlyfading

NSD 6 for me today

Nargleblast

A few night shifts later and I am back in the land of the living.....number 4 NSD into the Cauldron of Doom it goes!

Now, Igor, where are my winnings from Hubert's race? A pound each way at odds of 500,000 to one means I should have.....26 pence???????? Is that all? Hubert wins the race for novice non-horses in stilettos, and all I get is 26 measly pence????'' Which bookie did you go to?

Oh, Bert' s Bookies.

Not Bert, as in Bert "Let Me Rip Your Hand Off For A Modest Fee" Scroggins????
You say there's betting taxes, bookies fees and overheads? What overheads? Two poles, a tarpaulin and a banana crate?

Oh, he had to source an ecologically-sustainable banana crate himself from the West Indies.....Ok, but that doesn't help the Nargle slush fund.......

fedupandskint

Another one today making it NSD 8

Nargleblast

...Anyway, I am now off to do a stocktake of my shoe collection. I see the strand of human hair I stretched across the shoe cupboard door has been broken, and the biscuit crumb I left on the carpet in front of the door has been crushed, so intruders have been about.....let us see ......

Aaaarrggghh! The cupboard is bare! Some #@*¡%€#! has had it away with my shoe collection....Oh, my Precious....my lovely lovely Precioussss....

Knit_Witch

Wasn't me Nargle! I stayed in my own room at Ennessdee Towers so I could claim NSD number 8 and 8 in a row!

Siebrie

I am back on board with NSD4! Lots of spending over the weekend, but I am happy with what I bought and I can afford it.

Gem-gem

NSD number 8
And 8 in a row. Smashed my 5 in a row target.

marmiterulesok

Good morning you lovely people! :hello:

Garfield has a few words of advice:



:rotfl::rotfl:

marmiterulesok

Ooooh,lots of juicy nsds caught there!Well done people.Our Poor cauldron was complaining of a few hunger pangs.....
marmite rubs her hands with glee and rushes off to update the front page.