The 'May The Force Be With You' Magical Eurovision NSD Challenge!

Knit_Witch

scotmumof3 wrote: »

#17 for me today
Poor Igor and Hubert they are inconsolable over this Eurovision. Hubert is refusing to put on his sparkly lycra nappy, not like him at all , and I'm not sure I want to be around him without it :eek:

Not the one we made all special like, with gold, silver and bronze threads running through it? :eek::eek::eek:

scotmumof3

Knit_Witch wrote: »

Not the one we made all special like, with gold, silver and bronze threads running through it? :eek::eek::eek:

No not even that one he honestly thought he was going to win what with all the nobbling going on

marmiterulesok

Knit Witch oo,you are showing off :rotfl::rotfl: yay to a very impressive #24! :j:j:j

kerri_gt wrote: »

sorry I've been awol for a few days, I found a bottle of igors vintage turnip whiskey whilst helping nargle clean the tardis and well...that's the last I remember

Not his famed 25 year malt...that's 90° proof.No wonder you can't remember much!

Nargleblast wrote: »

(Peels off industrial strength rubber gloves, hazmat suit and Spongebob wellies) Ok, I think the Tardis looks presentable now....kerri, will you stop whizzing round that fireman' s pole, I have only just prised Mrs Doyle and her polishing cloth away from it......Amazing, isn't it, to think that if I had not fallen into the bowl.of punch we would not have discovered what an excellent paint stripper Igor's horseradish Merlot makes.......

So, the master list......Lawnmower and passengers retrieved from Oz....check!
Tardis deloused..... check!
Counselling arranged for Igor, Chef and Hubert for not winning the contest....check!
Various random NSD gang members bailed out of chokey......check!
marmite on Valium detox program (never mind the blue elephants,dear, just take another swig of gin).....check!
Two surreal pervy priest stage outfits, sparkly donkey frock, assorted sequinned hot pants and a jumbo consignment of second hand egg sandwiches all listed on eBay and sold to the highest bidder......check!

What's that, Igor? You have just picked up this fab job lot of stuff from eBay? What is that foul sulphurous odour....I see, an egg sandwich mountain......Oh dear......

marmite mutters dreamily,as she is handed her third bottle of gin 'it was all a bad draem,wasn't it?'

Thank you nargle.Mrs Doyle herself couldn't have done a better job.

Ah,I see that the blue elephants are back....

Well done on bagging #15. :j:j:j

gothrockchic1 #8 captured,yippee! :j:j:j

Pollygarter a very respectable #7 dangling in the jaws of our hungry cauldron - nice! :j:j:j

and Munchin #2 knotched up - brilliant! :j:j:j

marmiterulesok

marmiterulesok wrote: »

That's when the riot started apparently....I don't remember the rest.

Needless to say,the police were called in,which is why I sit here with my fellow nsders in a Viennese jail (again),wondering why all our lovely jaunts end up so disastrously?

scotmumof3 wrote: »

I think the Abbaesque hotpants dance went down a treat with the locals and at least this time we didn't get locked up Going to miss those lurex pants though not exactly Ascot material are they:(

A case of selective amnesia there scotmum?

Don't think you're getting shot of the hotpants so quickly...Mrs Doyle has kindly offered to make us lovely,ladylike Ascoty hats out of our hotpants. :rotfl::rotfl:

Thanks ever so for nabbing #17;The Cauldron was just saying that he had just enough room for a few more bites to eat.

marmiterulesok

mhmdking wrote: »

So…..I found this really cool

Hi there! :hello:

Join us,if you fancy.
Read post #2 on the front page.It'll give you some pointers.Then choose your target for the month and post it.

I'll be starting June's thread in the next few days.

See ya!

marmiterulesok

Last post,I promise.

Next month's theme: Ascot or Wimbledon?Both have endless scope for silliness...

Votes please!

It's just occured to me:is Wimbledon in June or July?

eta Wimbledon 29th June -12th July.
Royal Ascot mid June

Royal Ascot it is. :j

Igor,get that jockey kit on and Hubert saddled up - we have work to do!

fedupandskint

NSD 21 for me today

marmiterulesok

fedupandskint wrote: »

NSD 21 for me today

Sorry,forgot to ask:are you going to increase your target?

Knit_Witch

marmiterulesok wrote: »

A case of selective amnesia there scotmum?

Don't think you're getting shot of the hotpants so quickly...Mrs Doyle has kindly offered to make us lovely,ladylike Ascoty hats out of our hotpants. :rotfl::rotfl:

Thanks ever so for nabbing #17;The Cauldron was just saying that he had just enough room for a few more bites to eat.

Nope not everyone was arrested remember - some dived out of the windows and there were those of us in Oz!

donna_dynamo

NSD 9 today. Been to blackpool for the weekend with the family had a great time now back to the moneysaving.