The Garden Fence - help and support in tough times

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Don't underestimate us WESTCOASTSCOT we're considerably more than one box of frogs material, in fact many of us are a minimum of several boxes of frogs loopy, but it's funnnnn!!!!!

FairyPrincessk

I was going to post something, but I'm not really sure there is anything to add.

nursemaggie

There's nothing but a load of these.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

nursemaggie

Now how did that get there??? I know I can't spell but I did not think it applied to clicking an emoji????

elona

Mardatha

Maybe you should contact PALS before the daft happorth decides to wean you off oxygen as well!!!!! I nearly typed a rude word but managed to restrain myself.

If that poor elephant has to transport several of us with our dander up, clothed in armour and brandishing kitchen implements - it could not possibly cope with being in chainmail itself.

Does hester still have a whip?

If the elephant is from Discworld then it is used to carrying a planet as one of a group of four so don't worry about the poor thing.

elona

Random thought - can you complain about malpractice in advance?

nursemaggie

Elona That's the best idea yet.

Maybe we should all take her to the funny Farm, before she kills anyone.

monnagran

westcoastscot wrote: »

Fairy I haven't spoken to him for about 10 years (since the kids grew up) and mostly am over the urge to run him down in the street every now and then he upsets the one son who's still speaking to him and the urge comes back with a vengeance!!!
Am too pretty for prison though :rotfl:

WCS: You have my sympathy. I have no trouble with my ex these days as Her Majesty has offered him hospitality for the next 20 years. This should take him up to his centenary. Shouldn't think he'll bother me much by then.

Now. Where are these loopy people I've been hearing about? I do hope they don't infiltrate this thread and lower the tone. I know for a fact that we have a reputation among forum readers for being the sober voice of reason and restraint. Wouldn't want anything to spoil that, would we?

Fuddle:
Yessssssss. The laptop. DIL is still fighting with it. Just now she is bloodied but unbowed. The laptop doesn't believe that I am a bona fide human person.

( Sorry? Did you say something?)

And even if I am it doesn't believe that I am who I say I am. And my password is most certainly not my password because that password is already in use!!!!

It's all good fun here.

Any chance of you elucidating on that wrist action Hester? Honestly it's a wonder the forum monitors haven't had you excommunicated.

x

fuddle

I never did have the guts to ask how it all ended re: your first paragraph monna. Result

milasavesmoney

Thank you nursemaggie and FairyPrincess for your kind condolences about Toby dawg. Last night I tried to move him when I got into bed but of course he was not there. He slept with us for 14 yrs and it's rote habit.:o

Greenbee it's so awful for you that it has come to working with the police. I too have a ex that has caused so many problems over the years. My children are all well grown now (youngest is 30 yrs) and they handle him on their own, but while they were at home it was a nightmare at times. Thinking of you as you are having to take these steps and wishing you a good lasting result!

Monna, your ex is in prison? Or did I misconstrew what you were referring to and I've got it wrong?
If he is then we have this in common. Mine is there for tax evasion. He made $7,000,000 in 10 years and never paid taxes. It nearly distroyed my children. As I said, they are all grown adults but one never gets over being a mother. I could have gladly had him run over by wild horses and never blinked an eye. He got ten yrs and his wife got 8 1/2. He thought he was smarter than the federal government. (I could do some name calling here but will refrain :cool: :A )

Mar, will be thinking of you this coming Monday. The consultant might have studies to back up the steroid withdrawal so your plan to make them explain is a great one. I never ever take what they say as the gospel.