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  • mardatha
    mardatha Posts: 15,612 Forumite
    Wait. I'm confused. is it monna who is armoured or the elephant? I'm just thinking of the extra weight for the poor wee thing.. I dont want to be cruel to elephants!
  • Mardatha I have been too horrified at your consultant's suggestion ever since you told us, I don't know what to say. I can remember from my training all the dire warnings of the danger of someone on steroids not getting a boost when they were ill never mind stopping it for even a few hours makes me question your consultant's sanity not yours.

    All suggestions sound saner than what she suggests. :eek::eek::eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    I have been questioning the sanity of the whole human race ever since people have been suggesting we are in a virtual world. This is probably the most sane thread on any website in the world and it definitely has the best sense of humour.

    I think you should ask for a second opinion NOW! You are entitled.
  • MAR just bite her on the bumski really hard and that's before she even starts to remove your medication.....what planet??? Can I come too? I don't need armour just the look of me at full charge is terrifying enough to make her sit and be VERY still!!!
  • oh I've missed you ladies and gents!!!:)
  • Floss
    Floss Posts: 9,092 Forumite
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    Fairy I haven't spoken to him for about 10 years (since the kids grew up) and mostly am over the urge to run him down in the street :)

    I know that feeling - have spoken to my ex about 3 times in the last 10 years, DS2s graduation, DS1s 30th meal & DS2s wedding last weekend. There should hopefully be once more... :D
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  • mardatha
    mardatha Posts: 15,612 Forumite
    I have a plan B and a plan C maggie :)
    I think we should have acted sane just until WCS got right inside the door though..
  • Hard_Up_Hester
    Hard_Up_Hester Posts: 4,656 Forumite
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    edited 15 September 2016 at 3:17PM
    I have a bull whip as well as some floggers. I can make the whip whistle and crack. It's all in the wrist action. I have a really good wrist action in some circles I'm famed for it!
    Chin up, Titus out.
  • greenbee
    greenbee Posts: 18,177 Forumite
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    are you planning to use the whip on the elephant or the heifer?
  • Well I think that ship sailed Mar :rotfl: you're all mad as a box of frogs as my dad would have said, and I cannot imagine why I was away for so long!!! You've done me more good in a few days than anything over the past year!
  • Definitely not the elephant, I'm never cruel to dumb animals, only to dumb people!
    Chin up, Titus out.
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