The Garden Fence - help and support in tough times

mardatha

Wait. I'm confused. is it monna who is armoured or the elephant? I'm just thinking of the extra weight for the poor wee thing.. I dont want to be cruel to elephants!

nursemaggie

Mardatha I have been too horrified at your consultant's suggestion ever since you told us, I don't know what to say. I can remember from my training all the dire warnings of the danger of someone on steroids not getting a boost when they were ill never mind stopping it for even a few hours makes me question your consultant's sanity not yours.

All suggestions sound saner than what she suggests. :eek::eek::eek: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I have been questioning the sanity of the whole human race ever since people have been suggesting we are in a virtual world. This is probably the most sane thread on any website in the world and it definitely has the best sense of humour.

I think you should ask for a second opinion NOW! You are entitled.

[Deleted User]

MAR just bite her on the bumski really hard and that's before she even starts to remove your medication.....what planet??? Can I come too? I don't need armour just the look of me at full charge is terrifying enough to make her sit and be VERY still!!!

westcoastscot

oh I've missed you ladies and gents!!!:)

Floss

westcoastscot wrote: »

Fairy I haven't spoken to him for about 10 years (since the kids grew up) and mostly am over the urge to run him down in the street

I know that feeling - have spoken to my ex about 3 times in the last 10 years, DS2s graduation, DS1s 30th meal & DS2s wedding last weekend. There should hopefully be once more...

mardatha

I have a plan B and a plan C maggie
I think we should have acted sane just until WCS got right inside the door though..

Hard_Up_Hester

I have a bull whip as well as some floggers. I can make the whip whistle and crack. It's all in the wrist action. I have a really good wrist action in some circles I'm famed for it!

greenbee

are you planning to use the whip on the elephant or the heifer?

westcoastscot

Well I think that ship sailed Mar :rotfl: you're all mad as a box of frogs as my dad would have said, and I cannot imagine why I was away for so long!!! You've done me more good in a few days than anything over the past year!

Hard_Up_Hester

Definitely not the elephant, I'm never cruel to dumb animals, only to dumb people!