"Sealed Pot Challenge" ~ 8

Lynsey

chasingthedream wrote: »

I went to see the film of the moment last night and did wonder whether that would get things started but alas - nothing!

Lol.

There are lots of 50 shades jokes going around, but this is fairly funny from an old mans point of view.

The missus bought a paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag,
It was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well, I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed,
An hour later she appeared,
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left she held a rope,
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago,
I might have had a peek,
But Mabel hasn't weathered well,
She's eighty four next week.

Watching Mabel bump and grind,
Could not have been much grimmer,
And then things went from bad to worse,
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet,
A couple minutes later,
She put her teeth back in and said,
"I am a dominator".

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction,
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked,
Bent forward just a bit,
I went to hold her, sensual like,
And stood on her left t!t!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out,
My god what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out,
"Step on the other one"!

Well readers, I can't tell no more,
About what occurred that day,
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

Lynsey

Westie983

£4 added today - not great but every penny counts as they say

£304 now

jimmy*c

Very well done to everyone who is making savings and contributions to their pots. I'm just dropping in as I haven't been on for a while due to work commitments. I have been potting a very healthy few NOTES and pound coins in the last few weeks Pots are starting to feel like they mean business. They're almost screaming at me to put change in!

mummytummy

Jar is filling up quite nicely nearly past the halfway mark not wishing my life away but roll on Nov 5th (roughly 260 days to go) :rotfl:

DreamerHelen

Morning Everyone


Sue....Thank You for the best wishes....I had a rotten day yesterday health-wise...and I'm going to see the Doctor this morning, so hopefully they can do something for me....


Jakes-Mum...hope Miss Lily feels better soon...bless her!!


Lynsey....I've seen that Poem before but it always makes me laugh...


I managed to Pot £3.30 this morning...so I'm pleased with that!! And should have a little bit more to Pot after seeing the Doctor as I'm planning on going Shopping for some healthy food

dreamingofmoney

Hiya all
Not potted in a while because I simply have not had any change to pot. Have scraped 71p together, need to keep doing this and posting to keep it at the forefront of my mind, big thanks to all who post you really make my day.
Good luck to all
Xxxx

scotmumof3

sue the cake was sooo tasty I thunk I have talked him into pancakes tonight
saverupper sorry to hear you lost so much
jakes-mum I hope your little DD isn't in too much pain :A
£1.42 potted between yesterday and today.
hope everyone is well

Woodster76

Not spent any money since Saturday so I've not been able to pot anything. Do need to do a top up shop tomorrow so I will pay with cash and hopefully have some change to pot.

Lynsey

Evening all, hope all are well.

I've had a few road kills this week, but no good for my pot!! A 20p, a 10p and a trolley token. lol
But, better than nothing.

Asda have 83 wash Fairy concentrate fabric conditioner for only £2 if anyone is on the look out.

Potted 3 x £1 coins.

Lynsey

benten69

Hi all, what's been happening? Hope everyone is doing well. Still quietly potting away and my pot is about 3/4 full. No idea how much is in it but I've just been emptying all coins from my pocket every night, so hoping its a reasonable sum.