The No-nonsense,Nifty November NSD Challenge!

Nargleblast

Flying in by Narglejet to deliver NSD number 12 into the Cauldron of Doom, chocks away! Bandits at ten o clock! Roger, wiico.....(who's Roger? Getting carried away there, Nargle lass, time for your medication....)

All right, Igor, if none of the NSD gang have a better suggestion you may host a Strictly Come Dancing party at the end of the month. How about you and Hubert concentrate on the choreography, Swedish Chef mans the bar, and marmite and I sort the food? (Takeaway, anyone?)

scotmumof3

Nargleblast wrote: »

All right, Igor, if none of the NSD gang have a better suggestion you may host a Strictly Come Dancing party at the end of the month. How about you and Hubert concentrate on the choreography, Swedish Chef mans the bar, and marmite and I sort the food? (Takeaway, anyone?)

I am there :rotfl: dusting off the sequins and high heels

No NSD for me today but tomorrows another day

Nargleblast

Right, Igor, as soon as you find out how many NSD gang members will be coming to the party, let knitwitch know so she can start doing the costumes. Should be a doddle for her because the ladies on Strictly seem to wear less every year.....will have to order a skip full.of sequins (keep away from Hubert or he'll start hyperventilating), and must not forget the gallons of orange spray tan.....hey, BigMumma, can we borrow your spray gun? You can finish creosoting your fence first......

Knit_Witch

Okay up to 19 here!

Hmm so we need a load of bikinis joined together with some net covered in sequins - check!

Nargleblast

Yes, knitwitch, loads of netting - how long will it take you to knit round all those holes?

Knit_Witch

Nargleblast wrote: »

Yes, knitwitch, loads of netting - how long will it take you to knit round all those holes?

Not a problem, lace knitting is already taking place with a fine yarn!

Nargleblast

Ooh love the sparkly bits knitwitch, you are a genius! Get down, Hubert, you can't wear a dance frock, it would never fit over your Pull Ups....just concentrate on working out the order of dances with Igor - and if he books the Good Ole Boys to do the music to the routines he'll have the Wrath of Nargle to contend with......Paso Doble? I'll soon paso his doble.....

Knit_Witch

Hubert I promise to knit you some pink and sparkly hotpants - just make sure the evening is sorted out

marmiterulesok

Knit_Witch wrote: »

Hubert I promise to knit you some pink and sparkly hotpants

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That's the best one yet,or was it Hubert karaokeing away like a mad thing to 'Wuthering Heights' at the Oktoberfest,in a leotard and with big hair?

:rotfl::rotfl:

It's been a busy day here in Heidiland.Update tomorrow - promise.

Knit_Witch

marmiterulesok wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That's the best one yet,or was it Hubert karaokeing away like a mad thing to 'Wuthering Heights' at the Oktoberfest,in a leotard and with big hair?

:rotfl::rotfl:

It's been a busy day here in Heidiland.Update tomorrow - promise.

Nah that was his cousin! but it obviously runs in the family :rotfl: