Things you should not do...

booter

DO NOT write your name in my dust. 1. The culprit is easily identified. 2. It results (or will do shortly when 12 yr old nephew returns from his friends house ) in having a duster thrust into your hands and the chore of dusting the whole house. (maybe this should be on the sloblady thread ?!)

Primrose

Do not leave your Christmas bird outside your kitchen door overnight in a polythene bag as the temperature was low and there was no room in the fridge as my neighbour did. When she opened the kitchen door the following morning she found a fox had helped itself to an early Christmas meal!

Bathory

Do not do what my step brother did once and come home drunk on a winters night, leave the front door wide open and then come down the next morning to a load of snow that had drifted in and blown all over the living room.

lelasuzi

Do not ever decide the out of date egg in the fridge will burn on your solid fuel aga. It went off like a bomb and the bricks inside all blew and dropped into the grate. It cost £300 to have it repaired.

Mamma85

Don't use caster sugar to make buttercream icing.
Also don't use flora to make buttercream icing.

Don't forget to add eggs to your cake mix, wonder why it's not very runny and add lots of milk, then notice the eggs on the side.

Don't get superglue all over your fingers and as some odd reflex, put them in your mouth.
Don't pour cold water from the tap on your coffee granules.
Don't forget you coated the oven with oven pride the night before and turn it on. :eek:

Don't assume your toddler won't eat frozen Yorkshire puddings and drink a third of a bottle of neat lemon squash. We had some very lemony burps. She's 9 now and suffered no long term effects.

Don't try to return something at the wrong store, it wasn't till I produced the recipt and looked at it, I realised.

Don't throw a rolled up nappy full of wee down the stairs so it explodes and wee soaked jelly crystals go everywhere! That was DH on more than one occasion.

LameWolf

One from my DH:

Gentlemen, do NOT go for a wee immediately after rubbing Tiger Balm on your wife's aching back unless you have very thoroughly washed your hands first.

nannygladys

Lamewolf I really laughed out loud at that!!!!

Primrose

And perhaps even worse bad, if you're a male, don't get involved in handling and chopping chillies and then find you need to rush for a wee!

sugarbaby125

LameWolf wrote: »

One from my DH:

Gentlemen, do NOT go for a wee immediately after rubbing Tiger Balm on your wife's aching back unless you have very thoroughly washed your hands first.

Really made me laugh out loud :j

juno

LameWolf wrote: »

One from my DH:

Gentlemen, do NOT go for a wee immediately after rubbing Tiger Balm on your wife's aching back unless you have very thoroughly washed your hands first.

I once touched my face after using Tiger Balm, and that was tingly enough :eek: