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when life gives you lemons, stick them in your top & pretend you have pointy boobs.
When life gives you melons, stick them in your top & say you've had a boob job0 -
holy heck the prices of some of these places! http://www.thewitchery.com/Old-Rectory.html
http://www.brightonkinkybnb.co.uk/Welcome.html
http://www.aphroditeslodge.co.uk/when life gives you lemons, stick them in your top & pretend you have pointy boobs.
When life gives you melons, stick them in your top & say you've had a boob job0 -
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This post has more than 700 views... amazing.
I can give you links from 4 hotels that I use in Portugal, all around Oporto city.
I staid in one in France near Nice and one in Spain near Salamanca but it was more than 10 years ago and I can't remember the name of them.
My favorite one is the "Eclipse motel" near a city called Aveiro, this city is called the Vezena of Portugal.
See the link:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Aveiro&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=ysyOU_bIBIOXPaGTgKAB&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1600&bih=785
This type of hotel in Portugal it is called "motel" and normally you can book for 12h, 24h, 36h... They accept cash or any credit card.
Motel Eclipse- Aveiro (30 miles from Oporto)
http://moteleclipse.pt/pt
Motel Dunas - Ovar (20 miles from Oporto)
http://www.moteisdunas.com/
Motel Havana - Matosinhos (3 miles from Oporto aeroport)
http://www.habanamotel.com/
Motel Flamingo - matosinhos (4 miles from Oporto aeroport)
http://www.abcflamingo.pt/
I can give you more links but I never tried this ones
Motel Requinte - Sintra (20 miles from Lisbon)
http://www.requinte.com.pt/
Delirius Motel - Sintra
http://www.dliriusazuis.com/index.swf
Motel Tropical - Gaia (10 miles from Oporto)
http://www.moteltropicana.com/
Motel XRoomz - Lisbon (city centre)
http://www.xroomz.com/
Have fun... Be happy!!!!
rats my computer isn't doing an auto translate for me so no idea what they are offering or cost ... probably just as well :rotfl:when life gives you lemons, stick them in your top & pretend you have pointy boobs.
When life gives you melons, stick them in your top & say you've had a boob job0 -
doinkthemonkee wrote: »rats my computer isn't doing an auto translate for me so no idea what they are offering or cost ... probably just as well :rotfl:
I can help you translating if you want.0 -
Well did you get away? If so please share where it was,I maybe fortunate and find the children out for the weekend.Life is like a bath, the longer you are in it the more wrinkly you become.0
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You are in a different culture. Britain has primarily a conservative Anglo Saxon culture. Totally different to to the Romanic and Gallist cultures you are familiar with.
I'm not sure Britain is any more conservative than the predominantly Roman Catholic countries of Southern Europe.
I'm not sure if it's quite the same thing as in Portugal, but these "love hotels" are very common and popular in South America. They are also known as motels (or "telos" in Argentina). As far as I can see, the main reason they are successful is that most young people live with their parents until they marry, or at least until well into their 20s/30s, and most parents don't allow them to bring "guests" home. Hence the need for somewhere to go. The other main market, of course, is extra-marital affairs.
I'm not sure how successful they would be over here.Let's settle this like gentlemen: armed with heavy sticks
On a rotating plate, with spikes like Flash Gordon
And you're Peter Duncan; I gave you fair warning0 -
I'm beginning to have an idea for a business venture:heartpuls Mrs Marleyboy :heartpuls
MSE: many of the benefits of a helpful family, without disadvantages like having to compete for the tv remoteProud Parents to an Aut-some son
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http://www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk/
they have a naughty room & you can order toys http://www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk/extrasReceived £2,626.00 in PPI -2013:j
Received £1400 charges - 2006:j0 -
I am still looking for a hotel that suits what we want.
In Portugal we call them Motel and you can find them anywhere.
You pay them for 4, 6, 12 or 24h.
In Japan for example they are called "love hotel".
In England... well... I think that they would have loads of interested people.
Not only young couples, but parents that want a bit more privacy since houses in England are small and bedrooms side by side :-)0 -
http://www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk/
they have a naughty room & you can order toys http://www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk/extras
Is is a shame it is in the south and the only one of its kind around!0
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