Dirty and romantic weekend

artichoke

http://www.nationaltrustcottages.co.uk/cottage/low-strawberry-gardens-009007/

loads more like that on national trust or english heritage sites...

or northern luxury here : http://www.uniquehomestays.com/unique/search.asp?by=type&data=unique_houseparty.unique_selfcatering&country=6&county=317&county=9&toaccommodate=2%3A0&numNights=0&startdate=Enter+Start+Date&numDaysVariance=&uniqueNumDogsAllowed=-1#uhs-cat

wildincrawley

lmcamoes wrote: »

"QUEEEE"
"I learn it from a book"

50 Shades of Grey? :beer:

(It's a guide to the British weather, in case you haven't read it).

lmcamoes

wildincrawley wrote: »

50 Shades of Grey? :beer:

(It's a guide to the British weather, in case you haven't read it).

HAHAHAHAHA
It is a quote from Manuel, the character of Faulty Towers

suejb2

For purely research reasons! I have looked on the Love honey web site,they only have 2 in the U.K one in London "Morgans Hotel" and the other in Brighton "Hotel Pelirocco"

I know you would prefer a northern escape so I'll bite the bullet and keep on looking!

lostinrates

artichoke wrote: »

http://www.nationaltrustcottages.co.uk/cottage/low-strawberry-gardens-009007/

loads more like that on national trust or english heritage sites...

or northern luxury here : http://www.uniquehomestays.com/unique/search.asp?by=type&data=unique_houseparty.unique_selfcatering&country=6&county=317&county=9&toaccommodate=2%3A0&numNights=0&startdate=Enter+Start+Date&numDaysVariance=&uniqueNumDogsAllowed=-1#uhs-cat

I cannot see on either if these a way of seeing how secluded they are. The first looks lovely but there is mention of a camping or caravan site in the strawberry patch or something, which if its in the garden could rather dampen the feeling of secluded romance.


Its one of the things when we have looked for holiday cottages that seems hardest to confirm.

lmcamoes

In the impossibility of having an desert island...What about cottages isolated where we can be cut off from the world and be free to do whatever we like it..

rabb5it

lmcamoes wrote: »

WE are use to this type of hotels, in Portugal, Spain and France they are reputable places, clean, tidy and respected.
You are confusing brothels and swing houses with an theme hotel for a romantic and sexy time.

You are in a different culture. Britain has primarily a conservative Anglo Saxon culture. Totally different to to the Romanic and Gallist cultures you are familiar with.

lmcamoes

I know that I am in a diferent cultura and you are more "closed" than we are. That is the reason why I was trying to explain that the places that I was looking for are not brothels and swing houses.
We have them as well and they are totally different places to go.
Like beaches... we have them from the North up to the famous Algarve, we prefer the ones outside Algarve, more quiet, beautiful but you prefer the ones in Algarve... and nothing wrong with it... As we say... different tastes! We just need to accepted them!

pelirocco

happygirl148 wrote: »

no never been there just googled it for you and it came up with that

also this - http://www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk/rooms/krakens-lair

Makes a good user name too

nnik

I saw this on Hotel Inspector program a while back, looks like the sort of thing you might want. Would love to treat my husband but can't afford it.

http://www.whodathoughtit.com/accommodation/champagne-and-shoes-room/

Hot tub, ceiling mirror, pole etc etc