Dirty and romantic weekend

lmcamoes

Hi,

I am from Leeds and I am looking for a romantic and "dirty" weekend (Friday to Sunday) to go away with my wife. We really need a rest from kids and need a few days for us.

I am from Portugal and over there we have a kind of hotel that I can't find over here searching on Google.
They are like "american" style Motel and they have rooms with particular features, like hot tubs, sealing mirrors, water beds, round beds, pole for pole dance... you get the idea, don't you?
A link of one in Portugal so you can get the idea of what I am looking for.

http://moteleclipse.pt/pt/ms/ms/quartos-tematicos-3850-angeja/ms-90045911-p-4/

Any suggestions?

kforshaw

Crikey....I don't think Travelodges have those in them!

Unfortunately, I can't help you as the nearest I've ever seen to those were either on a Japanese love hotel programme or in brothels.

O_o

DigForVictory

The only hotels I can think of which accomodate those facilities will alos include a range of other slightly more extreme activities for guests entertainment (dungeon, etc) & are priced accordingly.

I'd go for a Travel lodge, and take my own silk etc.

Whilst I'm sure ceiling mirrors have their place, the missus might not respond as you'd hope, so might I suggest getting the kip this trip & planning a city break home for the full shenanigans? So even if everything doesn't work out quite as planned, you can still drop in on relatives.

Errata

Try Blackpool:rotfl:

lmcamoes

kforshaw wrote: »

Crikey....I don't think Travelodges have those in them!

Unfortunately, I can't help you as the nearest I've ever seen to those were either on a Japanese love hotel programme or in brothels.

O_o

You had the wrong idea... far away from a brothel

lmcamoes

DigForVictory wrote: »

The only hotels I can think of which accomodate those facilities will alos include a range of other slightly more extreme activities for guests entertainment (dungeon, etc) & are priced accordingly.

I'd go for a Travel lodge, and take my own silk etc.

Whilst I'm sure ceiling mirrors have their place, the missus might not respond as you'd hope, so might I suggest getting the kip this trip & planning a city break home for the full shenanigans? So even if everything doesn't work out quite as planned, you can still drop in on relatives.

WE are use to this type of hotels, in Portugal, Spain and France they are reputable places, clean, tidy and respected.
You are confusing brothels and swing houses with an theme hotel for a romantic and sexy time.

cte1111

Here are some places with hot tubs, not sure about the other requirements though:
http://www.roomforromance.com/hotel-collections/hotels-with-hot-tubs/1/

lmcamoes

Errata wrote: »

Try Blackpool:rotfl:

Blackpool? Any suggestion?

lmcamoes

I found something similar to what I am looking for
http://www.aphroditeslodge.co.uk/index.htm

Any more of this type in the Uk?

lmcamoes

This looks really romantic but it misses a few things :-)
Sealing mirrors, pole, swing hahahah

http://www.ashmounthaworth.co.uk/rooms-tariffs/suite-dreams-at-no-21/

lmcamoes

I am surprised!
More than 400 views and only 4 people commented and suggestions none.
Are you that shy?
If there are no places in the UK similar to the ones that I am looking for just share your ideas for a kinky and romantic weekend :-)