Dirty and romantic weekend

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  • lmcamoes
    lmcamoes Posts: 124 Forumite
    greatgimpo wrote: »
    You may be used to this sort of 'thing' where you come from, but this is Britain... we don't do 'sexy' here.

    Good Lord, whatever next!

    Why not?
    Sex should be good, pleasure, fun...
  • peachyprice
    peachyprice Posts: 22,346 Forumite
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    edited 4 June 2014 at 11:29AM
    lmcamoes wrote: »
    Yes I am sure that there is a demand for it...
    It is nothing dirty, low range but something clean, romantic, spicy.
    The one that I normally use you don't see anyone, you arrive in a car and someone answers you at the gate by phone, you asks for a room or for your booking and they tell you a number of your room.
    In your car you just go to your number and the garage gate of your room is opened and you get in with your car and you close the garage gate.
    The room is accessible from the garage and you never see any one, other guests or employees.
    The rooms are amazing and they have around 20 rooms, all with different themes.
    You can stay for periods of 12h.
    When you leave you go with your car to the gate and pay and go home happy.

    :rotfl:

    Ok, if it's not considered dirty or sleazy why do they go to such lengths to make it covert?

    These places do exist in the UK but the're usually private swingers clubs.
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  • peachyprice
    peachyprice Posts: 22,346 Forumite
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    lmcamoes wrote: »
    Why not?
    Sex should be good, pleasure, fun...

    It is, but if I'm going to be paying for the pleasure of doing it in a hotel I'd rather it be somewhere I'm not smuggled in through locked gates etc., you know, somewhere I can walk in of the street with my head held high, where I can sit in the bar for a drink. The kind of operation you describe makes it something sleazy and dirty.

    And we've been married for 10 years and can still manage fantastic sex without having to pay for a room with a pole or a water bed or ceiling mirrors.
    Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence and face your future without fear
  • lmcamoes
    lmcamoes Posts: 124 Forumite
    Ok, if it's not considered dirty or sleazy why do they go to such lengths to make it covert?

    These places do exist in the UK but the're usually private swingers clubs.

    Swingers club? You got the wrong idea of this places ;)

    There are a few reasons for this type of hotels to be discrete:
    - because sex still is a taboo anywhere in the world and if you want to be a bit more adventures you do not tell to your neighbors about it.
    - this type of hotels are well known for couples of people that are not married to each other and they do not want to be seen ;)

    My wife and me, we think we are a normal couple, we like to fantasize and do something different from time to time, get out of the routine and kids. Normally we go to a nice and romantic hotel in the mountains or at the sea side and have a great night or weekend, but there are times that we like to get more adventures and we just go to a place like the ones that I am talking about. Personally I do not care if people see me getting in or out of there... I am not bother at all and I walk with my head held high.
  • lmcamoes
    lmcamoes Posts: 124 Forumite
    With more than a 1000 views lets get this topic going and open to a wide range of public.

    What is the most romantic hotel and or place in the UK that you had been?
  • xcarlyx
    xcarlyx Posts: 1,040 Forumite
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    Portugal hotels look nice - like the bed shapes
  • artichoke
    artichoke Posts: 1,724 Forumite
    edited 5 June 2014 at 9:14AM
    lmcamoes wrote: »
    With more than a 1000 views lets get this topic going and open to a wide range of public.

    What is the most romantic hotel and or place in the UK that you had been?

    For me the idea of a romantic hotel / weekend away is anywhere i could go without the kids ;) as we have no nearby relations to mind them, we have only been away for 1 weekend without the kids since they were born and they are nearly 10 now :eek:

    anyway..... if i had the money - somewhere like this would be romantic for me - but out of season when the beach is empty and the sea was wild.....

    http://camberbeach.co.uk/seascape.html

    i love the fact you can see the beach / sea and can walk out of the door onto the beach - i know this beach and it is lovely wide sands with amazing sunsets....

    I live in the middle of nowhere and our house backs onto open moorside so the wilderness in nothing new but we live miles away from the sea.....

    my other option would be a hotel in a really busy city or town with a lovely restaurants to eat in and bars to explore with NO KIDS ..... i would love to go to any of these hotels

    https://www.malmaison.com/Book/Room/Choose/Room1

    as the hotels are always quite quirky converted historic buildings...the oxford one used to be a prison...

    basically i would settle for a night in a travelodge with the one i love as long as the kids were somewhere else for the night...

    art
  • lmcamoes
    lmcamoes Posts: 124 Forumite
    Yes!!!! Kids away! I have that problem to but this summer my 12 yeas old daughter is going to grand parents house in Portugal for a month and we will have a month for us :-)
    I loved that ideia
    http://camberbeach.co.uk/seascape.html
    Keep sending then!
  • artichoke
    artichoke Posts: 1,724 Forumite
    here is another unique seaside location....http://www.uniquehomestays.com/unique/details.asp?id=2246#

    art
  • lmcamoes
    lmcamoes Posts: 124 Forumite
    They are amazing but to far away.
    What about in the North?
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