Dirty and romantic weekend

lmcamoes

artichoke wrote: »

i have never been to anythng like this in the UK - but seeing as so many people have viewed the post there obviously is a demand - can you post the links for where we can find these hotels in Portugal, France and Spain please
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and i found this one http://www.essandemm.com/thestudio.htm

Yes I am sure that there is a demand for it...
It is nothing dirty, low range but something clean, romantic, spicy.
The one that I normally use you don't see anyone, you arrive in a car and someone answers you at the gate by phone, you asks for a room or for your booking and they tell you a number of your room.
In your car you just go to your number and the garage gate of your room is opened and you get in with your car and you close the garage gate.
The room is accessible from the garage and you never see any one, other guests or employees.
The rooms are amazing and they have around 20 rooms, all with different themes.
You can stay for periods of 12h.
When you leave you go with your car to the gate and pay and go home happy.

:rotfl:

artichoke

can you post some links for places in spain or france please?

we usually go to butlins or haven with the kids but i am now going to send them to grannies for a weekend and find a cheap flight!

lmcamoes

If I had the money I would invest in something in the UK.

Idiophreak

lmcamoes wrote: »

Found this one that looks really cool!!!
Do you know it? I cannot browse the website and can't find contact email

http://www.crazybeargroup.co.uk/

I was going to suggest the Crazy Bear....but I don't think they're kinky enough for you.

They're very upmarket and classy....they have really nice rooms with twist - a lot with roll top baths, some nice walk in showers, very "glam" decoration.

They can be very romantic - and they all do excellent food, too.

Oh...and they're not cheap.

lmcamoes

Idiophreak wrote: »

I was going to suggest the Crazy Bear....but I don't think they're kinky enough for you.

They're very upmarket and classy....they have really nice rooms with twist - a lot with roll top baths, some nice walk in showers, very "glam" decoration.

They can be very romantic - and they all do excellent food, too.

Oh...and they're not cheap.

I had a look at it and yes they are very good and romantic... I am sure that I will try them.
Have you been there?

Idiophreak

lmcamoes wrote: »

I had a look at it and yes they are very good and romantic... I am sure that I will try them.
Have you been there?

Yes. I live quite local to the one in Stadhampton, have eaten in both restaurants a number of times and have used the farm shop and shooting school quite often.

I actually got engaged to my wife at the Crazy Bear in Beaconsfield...which is like the Stadhampton one, but more...more fancy, more glam, bigger rooms...We had chateaubriand, a bottle of bubbly and stayed in their best suite. In the morning we had breakie in our room, I read the paper in the bedroom while my wife had a thai massage in the living area. Very enjoyable evening.

lmcamoes

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This post has more than 700 views... amazing.

I can give you links from 4 hotels that I use in Portugal, all around Oporto city.
I staid in one in France near Nice and one in Spain near Salamanca but it was more than 10 years ago and I can't remember the name of them.

My favorite one is the "Eclipse motel" near a city called Aveiro, this city is called the Vezena of Portugal.
See the link:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Aveiro&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=ysyOU_bIBIOXPaGTgKAB&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1600&bih=785

This type of hotel in Portugal it is called "motel" and normally you can book for 12h, 24h, 36h... They accept cash or any credit card.

Motel Eclipse- Aveiro (30 miles from Oporto)
http://moteleclipse.pt/pt

Motel Dunas - Ovar (20 miles from Oporto)
http://www.moteisdunas.com/

Motel Havana - Matosinhos (3 miles from Oporto aeroport)
http://www.habanamotel.com/

Motel Flamingo - matosinhos (4 miles from Oporto aeroport)
http://www.abcflamingo.pt/

I can give you more links but I never tried this ones

Motel Requinte - Sintra (20 miles from Lisbon)
http://www.requinte.com.pt/

Delirius Motel - Sintra
http://www.dliriusazuis.com/index.swf

Motel Tropical - Gaia (10 miles from Oporto)
http://www.moteltropicana.com/

Motel XRoomz - Lisbon (city centre)
http://www.xroomz.com/

Have fun... Be happy!!!!

wildincrawley

lmcamoes wrote: »

I am surprised!
More than 400 views and only 4 people commented and suggestions none.
Are you that shy?
If there are no places in the UK similar to the ones that I am looking for just share your ideas for a kinky and romantic weekend :-)

Maybe because we have never heard of the type of place you are looking for in the UK, just seen them in other countries?

Or maybe that's why I am still single? :rotfl:

Anyway, if you want to know more about what to expect in a UK hotel, check out "Fawlty Towers".

greatgimpo

lmcamoes wrote: »

WE are use to this type of hotels, in Portugal, Spain and France they are reputable places, clean, tidy and respected.
You are confusing brothels and swing houses with an theme hotel for a romantic and sexy time.

You may be used to this sort of 'thing' where you come from, but this is Britain... we don't do 'sexy' here.

Good Lord, whatever next!

lmcamoes

wildincrawley wrote: »

Maybe because we have never heard of the type of place you are looking for in the UK, just seen them in other countries?

Or maybe that's why I am still single? :rotfl:

Anyway, if you want to know more about what to expect in a UK hotel, check out "Fawlty Towers".

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